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    I have been thinking and I suspect the only possible reason for the Roosters doing so badly is that they have been spending al of time curing the common cold.
    My reasoning has also deduced that the not-so-common cold has also been cured but negotiations are taking place on making a decision on naming the new wonder drug.

    Several top medical researchers have been linked with the Roosters and the off field problems were not alcohol induced but a result of players stepping up and testing the new cures, sometimes with less than desirable results.

    I think the signing of Smith is a clear indication that a man with intelligence has been brought in to bring to cohesion to the Roosters scientist ranks.

    This brings me to the excitiment that is next year, the Roosters will either win the comp or find a cure for cancer.

    Without doubt the potential sighning of Ryles is most likely a result of the banning of testing on chimps and rats. Ryles although somewhat less intelligent than those animals provides the necessary test subject.
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    We found a cure to the Russian flu yet? I think that was one of our biggest problems this season...

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    • #3
      Yeah they were doing there research in stilletto's,thats how they caught their colds.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sirgamble View Post
        We found a cure to the Russian flu yet? I think that was one of our biggest problems this season...
        yeah we did. vodka.

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        • #5
          Thank god for our blokes they have a cure for genital herpes/ warts, vd, crabs and all the other crap you gets from sluts in a brothel, I am told these guys go to these places because it is a place that their performance is never criticised, in fcat sound slike the official wall.

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          • #6
            A cure for those things was on the list of grievences brought by the RU rebels and the formation of RL.
            Cures for those ailments were second only to improved treatment for alcohol poisoning and replaceable teeth
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kingbilly View Post
              A cure for those things was on the list of grievences brought by the RU rebels and the formation of RL.
              Cures for those ailments were second only to improved treatment for alcohol poisoning and replaceable teeth
              Should be written into every contract that protection must be worn with sleeping with hookers, sucking on a schooner or 12 and playing souffs.

              I would hate to think we lost a player through injury with gential warts al Shoiab Ahktar in the cricket.

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