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  • Breaking News: Rooster player seen on grassy knoll.

    Just thought I keep the end of season flavour going...

    Feel free to add next weeks headline.

    Chook.

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    Rooster players linked with fake moon landing.

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      Rooster player seen handing ham sandwich to Mama Cass
      The Internet is a place for posting silly things
      Try and be serious and you will look stupid
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        Indian roosters fan burn effergy of willie mason outside Roosters Central.

        In breaking news "Mitchell Pearce Sober"

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          Hotel Industry in Turmoul as Entire Roosters Squad Convert to Morman Faith
          Supporting the RW&B, through good times and bad times.

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            Huggies appoint Nate Myles as Ambassador.
            Exonerate the West Memphis Three - www.wm3.org

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              Breaking News: William Mason seen "hosing" down Opera House.

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              • #8
                "That Rooster's got my baby!"

                In astonishing new revelations supported by fresh evidence, a well known Roosters player is now suspected of abducting Azaria Chamberlain. Lindy Chamberlain has revealed exclusively to The Chookpen that she was taken out of context and misquoted when she said that "the dingo's got my baby."
                "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

                Thomas Jefferson

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                • #9
                  Roosters 1974 premiership linked to Downfall of Whitlam Government!!!!! Premiership may be reversed by current labour government !!!

                  Delecto Oriens est odio Meridianus
                  To love Easts is to hate Souffs

                  Originally posted by Bill Shankley, Liverpool FC
                  At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques.
                  Originally posted by Andy Raymond Commentating Souffs V Manly 18/04/09
                  The fireworks at the Easter show are making more noise than the crowd tonight

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                  • #10
                    Mason ,Johnnie Tobin and Trewhellawanker buy shares in Stilleto's
                    Last edited by The Brain; 09-30-2009, 08:32 PM.
                    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                    • #11
                      Faulty durex recalled products traced to Sydney Roosters club.

                      In other news entire Sydney Roosters 2027 junior squad born at St Margarets Hospital.

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                        Brett Finch to return to the Roosters in 2011. He thanked the FOFF's for their tongue in cheek support of him since his departure.

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                          ROOSTERS GET THINGS RIGHT!!
                          In a major shock for 2010 ROOSTERS HAD NO BAD INCIDENTS DURING THE COURSE OF THE WHOLE YEAR
                          -all roosters players turned out to every charity event on the calender.
                          no injuries were reported or kept any player out for the entire season
                          IN THE BIGGEST SHOCK-their were no reports of any ROOSTER PISSING OR SHITTING ALL YEAR-
                          lookout something is about to EXPLODE OR IMPLODE !!!!

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                            Rooster player seen surfing Tsunami wave that killed thousands.

                            Too soon?

                            Chook.

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                              I heard the Roosters were responsible for naming the new vegemite, iSnack 2.0!!

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