Sydney Roosters five-eighth James Maloney's cheeky ploy gets the boot

[Guest]

According to my sauces, he's the very model of a post modern major contributor.

I know him!!!

[Guest]

Maloney likes to keep everyone on their toes! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Hawkeye]

Maybe his interest in shoes, is a means to get a post football job with Mini's missus ?

[Guest]

Aaaaah big back page story of the telegraph BIG BAD ROOSTERS throwing boots into the crowd Meanwhile Head slammers cannon ballers and testicle fondlers are relegated to 3 pages inside Gotta love beetroot face

Perfect!