Friend also unwell ....f**k

[Steakface]

According to my sources, Jake Friend has contracted Schistosomiasis and is a 50-50 proposition for Sunday's game. Mortimer is on standby to play 80 minutes in the No.9

[roostersrule2]

The **** is happening?

Get better soon friend, we need ya.

[Guest]

Snail disease??..

How the fark would you get that in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney??..

It's a 3rd world disease..

[Guest]

Nice one Steakface. I call bullshit.

Schistosomiasis /ˌʃistəˈsɵmaɪəsəs/ (also known as bilharzia, bilharziosis or snail fever) is a collective name of parasitic diseases caused by several species of trematodes belonging to the genus Schistosoma. Snails serve as the intermediary agent between mammalian hosts. Individuals within developing countries who cannot afford proper water and sanitation facilities are often exposed to contaminated water containing the infected snails.[1]

[SConcierge]

I am sort of feeling about unwell too and am 64/35 for sundays game!

Its all smoke and mirrors LOL they are ALL ready to roll.

[Guest]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosomiasis

[Guest]

I did lol

[mightyrooster]

Now we just need to get the media to pick up the story.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Robinson has been feeding them escargot, it would seem.

[Steakface]

Robinson has been feeding them escargot, it would seem.

Has connection from his time in Perpignan

[Guest]

Perhaps the original post was meant to say 'syndesmosis' rather than 'Schistosomiasis'. Then again, contracting syndesmosis sounds odd? Just sayin.

[stsae]

SteakBaby, love your work.

[TheLoneRooster]

Shit-stirrer meatboy. Don't do that again.

[roostersrule2]

I guess the steak burned us this time.

[Spirit of 66]

I heard it was Symbalene blood burn. Very rare (in this part of the galaxy).