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Originally posted by trewhella:343078
I reckon there are several,possibilities as to why you can't register on melons site.
A. You are banned. Reason. Multiple accounts. Duration. Permanent.
B. you are hammered.
C. Nerd Roosterman has hacked your account.
D. Melon has finally been tracked down by some of the souffs supporters he handed spoons to about 6 years ago and is lying in a gutter somewhere in what was the former Everly St.
E. gay rooster in wrong thong finally got his wish and has had you, me And Vasco euthanized.
F. The brain aka Dr Evil has gone psychotic and taken out everyone involved at the club. RIP paedos.
G. Nick Politis finally resigns and we are now insolvent.
H. Terry Wickey turned up at melons site. Needless to say There has been some gay action. Site crashed.
I. Your ex missus has turned up at GO EASTS under an alias. She got slandered and is now litigating melon.
J. Chook got sober and freaked everyone out
K.big poppa pump weaved a pastiche in a homage to melon.
L. Andrew Walker came out as himself.
M. Dead Elvis wasn't so dead after all.
N.muharishi has also returned in a buzz of positivity.
O.mark Bouris aka trewhella has busted YBR. See g.
P. the ghost of Artie has poltergeisted the site. Peardy is now moderator and regularly stuffs the controls.
Q. Sonny bill has declared a jihad on melons site for its quasi Greco roman philosophies.
R. Melon asked a technician to get the site running as fast as mini.
S. the insider has relapsed. He is now profiling all the tards at go easts.
T. Johnnie tobin wrote too many souffs jingles
U. Canavan. That is all
V. Russell Crowe has exacted his revenge by hacking go easts.
W. the Asian guy with glasses in the chookpen turns out to be a spy for Asia.
Y. Brian and his magic rocks hexed melons site.
Z. You keep logging in under Matthew Corner.
A. You are banned. Reason. Multiple accounts. Duration. Permanent.
B. you are hammered.
C. Nerd Roosterman has hacked your account.
D. Melon has finally been tracked down by some of the souffs supporters he handed spoons to about 6 years ago and is lying in a gutter somewhere in what was the former Everly St.
E. gay rooster in wrong thong finally got his wish and has had you, me And Vasco euthanized.
F. The brain aka Dr Evil has gone psychotic and taken out everyone involved at the club. RIP paedos.
G. Nick Politis finally resigns and we are now insolvent.
H. Terry Wickey turned up at melons site. Needless to say There has been some gay action. Site crashed.
I. Your ex missus has turned up at GO EASTS under an alias. She got slandered and is now litigating melon.
J. Chook got sober and freaked everyone out
K.big poppa pump weaved a pastiche in a homage to melon.
L. Andrew Walker came out as himself.
M. Dead Elvis wasn't so dead after all.
N.muharishi has also returned in a buzz of positivity.
O.mark Bouris aka trewhella has busted YBR. See g.
P. the ghost of Artie has poltergeisted the site. Peardy is now moderator and regularly stuffs the controls.
Q. Sonny bill has declared a jihad on melons site for its quasi Greco roman philosophies.
R. Melon asked a technician to get the site running as fast as mini.
S. the insider has relapsed. He is now profiling all the tards at go easts.
T. Johnnie tobin wrote too many souffs jingles
U. Canavan. That is all
V. Russell Crowe has exacted his revenge by hacking go easts.
W. the Asian guy with glasses in the chookpen turns out to be a spy for Asia.
Y. Brian and his magic rocks hexed melons site.
Z. You keep logging in under Matthew Corner.
(especially Melon)
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