In a horror week for the NRL, including assaults, brawling and police chases, it has'nt gone unnoticed that two of the players involved are former roosters!
This shocking relevation comes hot on the heals of the drug scandal and Mr Luckytry not displaying P-plates!
It is also widely known that Roosters players indulge in such heinous acts as pre-marital sex, consumption of intoxicating drinks, and participate in regular games and training sessions on the sabbath!
One obvious solution to this problem would be stripping them of the premiership.
This however would lead to the 2013 title being vacant, and historians are not liking that.
I would award the title to the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks.
Lets face it, they have'nt won one yet so everyone would be happy.
And Todd Carney is living proof that players who leave the Roosters are instantly reformed,
Yours Faithfully,
Eddie Rothfield.
This shocking relevation comes hot on the heals of the drug scandal and Mr Luckytry not displaying P-plates!
It is also widely known that Roosters players indulge in such heinous acts as pre-marital sex, consumption of intoxicating drinks, and participate in regular games and training sessions on the sabbath!
One obvious solution to this problem would be stripping them of the premiership.
This however would lead to the 2013 title being vacant, and historians are not liking that.
I would award the title to the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks.
Lets face it, they have'nt won one yet so everyone would be happy.
And Todd Carney is living proof that players who leave the Roosters are instantly reformed,
Yours Faithfully,
Eddie Rothfield.
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