Easts ruin leagues good name.

[Guest]

In a horror week for the NRL, including assaults, brawling and police chases, it has'nt gone unnoticed that two of the players involved are former roosters!
This shocking relevation comes hot on the heals of the drug scandal and Mr Luckytry not displaying P-plates!
It is also widely known that Roosters players indulge in such heinous acts as pre-marital sex, consumption of intoxicating drinks, and participate in regular games and training sessions on the sabbath!

One obvious solution to this problem would be stripping them of the premiership.

This however would lead to the 2013 title being vacant, and historians are not liking that.

I would award the title to the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks.
Lets face it, they have'nt won one yet so everyone would be happy.
And Todd Carney is living proof that players who leave the Roosters are instantly reformed,

Yours Faithfully,
Eddie Rothfield.

[Kingsgrove-Loiner]

Love your work Eddie.

[Guest]

Don't forget about SBW. If he hadn't backflipped then it would be tohu harris getting that award this morning. Shame on SBW, taking that award away from a more deserving youngster

[Salvatori Grubber]

I hear from a reliable source (Nick Politis' hairdresser's son's bus driver's wife's colleague) that a current first grader (current SOO rep) once nicked $4.67 from his mum's purse when he was in year 7.

I for one am sick to death of these prima donnas pissing all over this jersey that I love - the same jersey worn by heroes like Arthur "Pony" Holloway, Albert Rosenfeld and Joe "Chimpy" Busch. You never heard of ol' Chimpy out on the town, appendage-out, fists raised and looking for trouble.

I blame Twitter and You Porn. And video games. And the death of organized religion.

I say sack Robbo, sack Fitzy, sack Chris Anderson and most of all sack Ray Warren.

[stsae]

I hear from a reliable source (Nick Politis' hairdresser's son's bus driver's wife's colleague) that a current first grader (current SOO rep) once nicked $4.67 from his mum's purse when he was in year 7.

I for one am sick to death of these prima donnas pissing all over this jersey that I love - the same jersey worn by heroes like Arthur "Pony" Holloway, Albert Rosenfeld and Joe "Chimpy" Busch. You never heard of ol' Chimpy out on the town, appendage-out, fists raised and looking for trouble.

I blame Twitter and You Porn. And video games. And the death of organized religion.

I say sack Robbo, sack Fitzy, sack Chris Anderson and most of all sack Ray Warren.

This must be a geeup maaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Surely 1 and 2 cent pieces were out before our current SOO reps were in year 7???

Unless it was Mini.

PS: I'd sack Smiffy (my Dad) and Son (my brother)

[Parkway_Drive]

And a current player has been caught BBQueing I say kick 'em out of the league

[Salvatori Grubber]

This must be a geeup maaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Surely 1 and 2 cent pieces were out before our current SOO reps were in year 7???

I hear he pinched $4.65 in shrapnel, then wrote a cheque for 2c, made out to cash.

PS: I'd sack Smiffy (my Dad) and Son (my brother)

No way, maaate. Your ol' man is our only hope of reigning these reprobates in. It's what these youngsters need – a good old fashioned school-master prepared to treat them like the filthy, over-privileged refuse that they are.

[Guest]

Love your work Eddie.

Me top shelf jurnalist.

Roosters bad.
Sharkies gud.

[Guest]

[stsae]

I hear he pinched $4.65 in shrapnel, then wrote a cheque for 2c, made out to cash.

Gotta be PearceOrf cos only The Mumbler himself could rig such a devious scheme.

[Guest]

Gotta be PearceOrf cos only The Mumbler himself could rig such a devious scheme.

Rubbish dude.. If a gherkin can get eaten by a chicken from china town, then only have 1 crap and also get eaten by a ferret that eats tiptop that's tastes fowl. I'd say Turk has the scheme to miss the beam and drink the;

haha forgot the smiles..

[Salvatori Grubber]

Gotta be PearceOrf cos only The Mumbler himself could rig such a devious scheme.

Let's just say that the player in question is much maligned by the media and opposition fans, and roots heaps of prozzies and that.

Sinister.

[stsae]

Let's just say that the player in question is much maligned by the media and opposition fans, and roots heaps of prozzies and that.

Sinister.

Great minds, play in the sandpit, and find the treasure.

And never tell Gherkin the combo.