Off the Wigan site

[Wiganer]

Will be atleast 30 degrees, hot summer here mate. Hopefully we get an East erly late in the day...

I thought it'd be winding down. Better pack my Speedos.

[Guest]

I thought it'd be winding down. Better pack my Speedos.

Faark no, go online and gets some Okanui's.. Chicks dig them.. Bondi, Manly and Palm beaches are a must and all close to Sydney..

[Wiganer]

Haha - I'm not sure I'll get much wear out of them when I'm back in Wigan.

Bondi and Manly definitely on the cards. I believe Wigan are training at Coogee(?) so we'll head up there too.
Also gonna head down the river to Parramatta and get my Peter Wynn fix.

I set off exactly two weeks today. Can't wait.

[Guest]

Haha - I'm not sure I'll get much wear out of them when I'm back in Wigan.

Bondi and Manly definitely on the cards. I believe Wigan are training at Coogee(?) so we'll head up there too.
Also gonna head down the river to Parramatta and get my Peter Wynn fix.

I set off exactly two weeks today. Can't wait.

Have a great time mate, pm me and I'll shout you a beer at the game..

[Wiganer]

Have a great time mate, pm me and I'll shout you a beer at the game..

Yeah definitely mate - I think we're having pre-match beers at the Easts club. I'll let folk know on here when it's sorted.

[Guest]

Yeah definitely mate - I think we're having pre-match beers at the Easts club. I'll let folk know on here when it's sorted.

No worries mate.. have a safe trip..

[stsae]

No worries mate.. have a safe trip..

Yes Mummy.

You forgot to tell the pom to pack his hankies.

Ya blouse.

[stsae]

Have a great time mate, pm me and I'll shout you a beer at the game..

What one of those unleaded overpriced handshandys they attempt to pass off as beer at the footy???

The poor pom will dead set yop it back up, my urine after a decent session tastes more like beer.

You really are a gherkin.

[roosterproud]

DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA

August 31st- Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new
Home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is a town that knows how
To live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched
the sunset from a deck chair by the pool yesterday. It was beautiful l.
I've finally found my new home. I love it here.

September 13th- Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem
Though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a
Sun-worshipper.

September 30th- Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today.
Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me. Another scorcher
Today, but I love it here.

October 10th- The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do
People get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though.
Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than I
Expected.

October 15th- Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns
Over 60% of my body. Missed three days of work. What a dumb thing to do!
Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

October 20th- Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before
I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after
Work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and
Stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat
Shit. I've earned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.

October 25th- This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant ****in' blow
Dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink
And the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs
To order parts from ****in' Perth!

October 30th- The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't
Arrived for the ****in' aircon. Been sleeping outside by the pool for
Three nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why
The hell did I ever come here?

November 4th- Finally got the ol' aircon fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets
The temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it
Feel about 30. Stupid repairman.

November 8th- If one more smart arse says 'Hot enough for you today?'
I'm going to ****in' throttle him. ****in' heat! By the time I get to
Work, the car's radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking ****in'
Wet and I smell like baked cat!

November 9th -Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat
On the black leather upholstery in the ol' car. I thought my ****in'
Arse was on fire. I lost two layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs
Of my legs and my ****in' arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair,
Fried arse and baked cat!

November 10th- Weather report! It might as well be a ****in' recording.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and ****in' sunny! It's been too hot
To do any thing for two ****in' months and the weatherman says it might
Really warm up next week.

November 15th- Doesn't it ever rain in this damn ****in' place? Water
Restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up
And blow into the ****in' pool.. The only things that thrive in this
Hell-hole are the ****in' flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear
Of swallowing half a dozen of the ****ers!

November 20th- Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 ****in' degrees today. Now
The air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and
Said, 'Hot enough for you today?' I had to spend the $2,500 mortgage
Payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid ****er. ****in'
Karratha! What kind of sick, demented ****in' idiot would want to live
Here!

December 1st- WHAT!!!! The first day of Summer!!!! You are ****in'
Kidding!

[Wiganer]

Haha!

I guarantee I would never complain about living such weather!

[DanWRL]

Just had a quick look on the Wigan forum and some of these deluded fools actually believe they have a chance!

I've never been more confident in my life.

We will smack these jokers by 40!

If we didn't think we had a chance then what would the point be in even turning up? Personally I think we have a chance and a good one at that.

If your players adapt the same arrogant attitude as SOME of the fans on this forum then they'll be in for a very rude awakening. It certainly won't be the 30/40 point drubbing that you're suggesting.

[Guest]

It will be at least 20.

I'd put a few quid on that...

[DanWRL]

It will be at least 20.


I'd put a few quid on that...

To Wigan. I'd have said 11 myself but I'll take 20. Cheers.

[Guest]

School holidays must not have finished over in that cold, grey scumhole known as England, because that is the sort of response I'd expect from a 4th grader.

[DanWRL]

School holidays must not have finished over in that cold, grey scumhole known as England, because that is the sort of response I'd expect from a 4th grader.

I could make similar comments about the bigoted rubbish that you are spouting. I'm actually in NZ just for the record.