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  • The Roosters 2010 Crystal ball

    What do you reckon?
    1- Myles to be wedgied only to reveal a Snugglers nappie sticking out.

    2-Johnnie Tobin to reveal some real "Big" news

    3- Brett Finch to return as our saviour

    4- Oportos" Big Bondi" burger to be on the menu with Bondi Blond chaser beer at the SFS

    5-Brian Smith to be replaced by the returning Laurie Freir

    6-The comb over idiot to finally drop dead after been found in a Karaoke room in China

    7-Melonoeous Monk will be able to get back onto the original Wall after announcing it was his gay tendancies causing the problems and his love for Ian Roberts

    8- Chook to follow Souffs - renouncing all dentists

    9-Novice Chook to remain in exile over Willy Masonite mothering his child after he visited her in a brothel

    10- Supermuz will finally cover up his butt crack at games after the WWE give him Hillbilly Jims overalls to him for 25 years service to the game as Roosters supporter.

    11- The Ghost to be belted by a 11 year old Saints fan on Anzac day

    12- Nick Politis to be the new "Brian" instead of majic rock he will have his majic greek worry beads.

    13-Hulk Hogan to be new weights coach and Nasty Boys our steroids suppliers and all hair cuts at the new Bondi Roosters supporter shop by Brutus the Barber beefcake.

    14-Trewhella to be caught out and revealed as the tranny Fletch and Barret like to hang out with.

    15- record attendance at the SFS to be broken 2875 paying loyal roosters supporters mind you 2000 of them were taken to the SFS by immigration officials as villawood ran out of room for the boat people

    16- an actuall forward will run more than 100m in a match been Heargraves- 101m

    17-Rusty to hand the Dally M player of the year award to Mitchel Pearce.

    18- Sean Kenny Everet to go to Hollywood to be the next Jim carey

    19- I bet Carney will be found unconscious after been on the piss well and truly before a ball is kicked off

    20-The Brain- Ill leave the insults to you
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    turn it up!

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    • #3
      pampas


      .......
      barbarian ......arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!

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      • #4
        yep.
        thats about it then..........

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        • #5
          Giddyup!

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          • #6
            Brain to be a pall bearer and read the eulogy at the comb overs funeral

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            • #7
              Originally posted by trewhella View Post
              pampas


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              A mouth full of them.

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              • #8
                The Fan to really slice it up in 2010.

                Bansai Pipeline to re-emerge out from a cloud of bong smoke.

                Ruuuubes and Bill Dart to make their long awaited come backs....provided Ruuuubes has had huis balls returned to him by his missus.

                Dead Elvis to return in a big way with his Decoders.


                Melon's Matchups to return each round focusing on smashing the Wooden Spooners like they smash Artarmon hookers, week in and out....and also somehow finding time to pulverise Finch.

                Saints to choke......again.

                Johnny Tobin to have child number 12, and find out the father is Joe Hockey.
                Aidrian lam finally finding his calling in life as a crash test dummy for volvo.

                Krusty to re-emerge and admit he was DA MAN all along.

                Socrates finally tracks down that IP address.
                Last edited by melon....; 12-01-2009, 09:08 AM.
                Alcohol never solved any life problems.....then again neither did milk.

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                • #9
                  Brian Smith to cost the club the odd 10 thousand dollar fine.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Eddie. View Post
                    Brian Smith to cost the club the odd 10 thousand dollar fine.
                    Has he a history with that?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Johnny Tobin View Post
                      Has he a history with that?
                      You will fund it for him
                      Your his personal sponsor.

                      hey Melsy! you reckon the true master of the player ratings should come back..........otherwise track down DaMan.
                      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                      • #12
                        Roosters beat Souths in Round 1

                        Roosters slump to 2 from 5 early

                        Jason Ryles suffers serious injury before round 10, season over

                        Nate Myles and Todd Carney only Roosters to play Origin, Carney only on bench though. Shillington plays all 3

                        Mitchell Pearce serious injury mid season. Carney to half, Anasta 5/8. Team improves

                        Mitch Aubusson plays entire season at centre

                        His centre partner Williamson hailed as rep player of future

                        SKD dumped to Newtown after setting new NRL record (11) for most dropped balls in match. Signs with Huddersfield at end of season

                        Minichiello serious injury, retires

                        Martin Kennedy steps up after Ryles injury, has big season. Is let go after receiving offer from Bulldogs. Roosters chase Ben Ross, Joel Clinton and Scott Logan

                        Pearce returns from injury, Rooster attack stifled once again. Carney moved to fullback. Roosters miss 8

                        Pearce shopped around at seasons end. No takers

                        Politis suggests name change

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                        • #13
                          Marty kennedy will be the quiet achiever-he will go good.
                          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tries Off Kicks View Post
                            Roosters beat Souths in Round 1

                            Roosters slump to 2 from 5 early

                            Jason Ryles suffers serious injury before round 10, season over

                            Nate Myles and Todd Carney only Roosters to play Origin, Carney only on bench though. Shillington plays all 3

                            Mitchell Pearce serious injury mid season. Carney to half, Anasta 5/8. Team improves

                            Mitch Aubusson plays entire season at centre

                            His centre partner Williamson hailed as rep player of future

                            SKD dumped to Newtown after setting new NRL record (11) for most dropped balls in match. Signs with Huddersfield at end of season

                            Minichiello serious injury, retires

                            Martin Kennedy steps up after Ryles injury, has big season. Is let go after receiving offer from Bulldogs. Roosters chase Ben Ross, Joel Clinton and Scott Logan

                            Pearce returns from injury, Rooster attack stifled once again. Carney moved to fullback. Roosters miss 8

                            Pearce shopped around at seasons end. No takers

                            Politis suggests name change
                            Are you wishing these players get injured? Seems that way.

                            You're a dick if that's the case.

                            In fact your love for Shillington confirms this.

                            Oh that's right, he's played for Australia. He must be a champion. Just like you.
                            Born and bred in the eastern suburbs.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Vasco View Post
                              Are you wishing these players get injured? Seems that way.
                              You're a dick if that's the case.

                              In fact your love for Shillington confirms this.

                              Oh that's right, he's played for Australia. He must be a champion. Just like you.
                              that happens a lot with idiots. A lot of things "seem" to be true, which aren't

                              you idiot
                              Last edited by Tries Off Kicks; 12-01-2009, 03:45 PM.

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