The Team of Hate

[Johnny Tobin]

We have had the soft team.We have had the hard team. We have had the best roosters. We have had the worst roosters. We have had the dud buys. We have had the best buys. Here is a team of players that I either hated or hate intensely:

Fullback = Billy Slater - smart-arse cheap shot merchant with no class who is constantly stepping over the line

Wingers = Rugger Dell & John Hopoate - disgraced sell out that has been welcomed back like the prodical son & arrogant disgraceful thug who typified why we all hate Manly (special mention to Melbourne's overaggressive dickheads McRoid and Quinn)

Centres = Todd Byrne &Terry Hill - Bumbling fumbling dickhead who cost us a grand final, gave a boring fool a media career and has condemned us to 100 years of replays & lippy speech impediment "personality" who was an out and out **** on the field (special mention for ungrateful, niggling spiteful Justin Hodges and his 1800 number antics)

Halves = Geoff Toovey & Chris Sandow - tantrum-throwing, whinging little bitch who had the referees terrified of a call from Arko come Monday & cat cheap shot merchant who can't wait for someone to dive on the ball so he can chop them (special mention for Finchy, The Man and Craig Field)

Lock = Corey Parker - a whole list of reasons to hate this prick including his dive a couple of years ago that won them the Good Friday game and his hit and run cheap shots (special mention for Nic Kosef for the same reason as Gartner makes the team below)

Second Row = Glenn Morrison & Daniel Gartner - baby-faced half-fag trendy eye-gouged cry baby & disgraceful leg-diving no name (thanks to his coach)

Props = Steve Price & Andrew Gee - salary cap superstar whose Mr Nice Guy act is the biggest fraud I have seen & penalty giving cheap shot merchant who was not entitled to any respect at all

Hooker = Michael Ennis - mouthy ****wit who is hated by his team mates let alone his opposition (special mention for dive taking cat Shane Walker and his Village People mustacheand soft-faced Isaac Luke and an extra special mention for Corey Hughes)

Coach = Mr Handshake - sham who always said he handshake was his word - and it was until a visit from Junior Rupe

Owners = Rusty & Daddy's Boy

[Guest]

Justin Hodges has to be in the centres instead of Todd Byrne.

[Billy Gunn]

Corey Hughes before Ennis

[Johnny Tobin]

Justin Hodges has to be in the centres instead of Todd Byrne.

Good point - I guess not because he was my favourite player when he was with us. How about an honourable mention instead?

[Johnny Tobin]

Corey Hughes before Ennis

Another good point. I will give him an honourable mention too.

[Pass the Ball]

If there is hate involved, the team could not be complete without Watmough and Matai, or make that the whole of Stinkin' Manly....

[Juggler]

Peachey - on the field, all round thug & grub. Whinger extraordinaire. Like Sandow but could actually play.

[Big Poppa Pump]

Terry Lamb - grubby thug as a player & an even bigger grub as coach.

[BUDDY]

Soward - biter, kicker and cheat.
Michael Hancock - couldn't stand the prick.

[Guest]

Johnny, I never knew you had it in you
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what an excellent piece

I loathe that media bore jag merchant in the extreme, for reasons that are best left un-said

[trewhella]

is that road kill as your avatar??
Sick c

[Guest]

how Hannat did'nt make it is beyond me....a 24 carat carnt

whatever Gibbs said to him...he deserved it.

[Guest]

how Hannat did'nt make it is beyond me....a 24 carat carnt

whatever Gibbs said to him...he deserved it.

lol

what an idiotic comment, for so many reasons

you idiot

[Guest]

Johnny, I never knew you had it in you
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You aint been around these parts long eh ?

[stsae]

Second Row = Glenn Morrison - baby-faced half-fag trendy eye-gouged cry baby

Props = Steve Price - salary cap superstar whose Mr Nice Guy act is the biggest fraud I have seen

Both these carnts shit me to tears.

That description of Morrison is GOLD.