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Some little known facts about Jason Ryles
Jesus walks on water and Jason Ryles walks on Jesus
My favourite colour is Jason Ryles
Jason Ryles's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!
Jason Ryles does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jason Ryles goes killing.
Every Jason Ryles has a silver lining
Jason Ryles's tackle bags are Jupiter and Saturn
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jason Ryles
Jason Ryles doesn't get frost bite. He bites frost
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending in Jason Ryles. It was more "humane".
They once made a Jason Ryles toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shyte from anybody.
Jason Ryles is 1/8 indigenous. Nothing to do with ancestry - he ate an aboriginal
Jason Ryles doesn't wear a watch - he decides what time it is
The chief export of Jason Ryles is pain.
Jason Ryles makes the world go round
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jason Ryles jumps out.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jason Ryles and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Jason Ryles was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
If you want a list of Jason Ryles's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Jason Ryles does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
You may have worn superman pyjamas when you were little. Superman wears Jason Ryles pyjamas
Jason Ryles doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Most people can pee their name in snow, Jason Ryles can pee his in concrete
Jason Ryles once won the poker world chapionships with a 3, 5 , 2 uno cards and a parking ticket.
When Jason Ryles does pushups he is actually pushing the world down below him
There is no CTRL button on Jason Ryless computer. Jason Ryles is alway in control
Jason Ryles once ate a whole cake, before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
Jason Ryles can divide by zero
My favourite colour is Jason Ryles
Jason Ryles's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!
Jason Ryles does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jason Ryles goes killing.
Every Jason Ryles has a silver lining
Jason Ryles's tackle bags are Jupiter and Saturn
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jason Ryles
Jason Ryles doesn't get frost bite. He bites frost
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending in Jason Ryles. It was more "humane".
They once made a Jason Ryles toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shyte from anybody.
Jason Ryles is 1/8 indigenous. Nothing to do with ancestry - he ate an aboriginal
Jason Ryles doesn't wear a watch - he decides what time it is
The chief export of Jason Ryles is pain.
Jason Ryles makes the world go round
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jason Ryles jumps out.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jason Ryles and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Jason Ryles was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
If you want a list of Jason Ryles's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Jason Ryles does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
You may have worn superman pyjamas when you were little. Superman wears Jason Ryles pyjamas
Jason Ryles doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Most people can pee their name in snow, Jason Ryles can pee his in concrete
Jason Ryles once won the poker world chapionships with a 3, 5 , 2 uno cards and a parking ticket.
When Jason Ryles does pushups he is actually pushing the world down below him
There is no CTRL button on Jason Ryless computer. Jason Ryles is alway in control
Jason Ryles once ate a whole cake, before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
Jason Ryles can divide by zero
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