Tobin is Devastated

[Johnny Tobin]

What a crying shame it is that we have to go into the finals series without being able to experience the sheer joy of watching the best pack in the NRL go through its paces.

I simply can't believe that a team with the best pack in the NRL fails to make the finals.

Dave Taylor, you ****ing imbecile, time for you to go back to Avatar. Relax in your pod and get ready for next season because surely you will have the best pack in the comp next year too.



Well now they started the season
Full of the usual hopes and dreams

And all of it fell apart
When in the first game they were reamed

Now Rusty has to go back to the drawing board
And come up with another scheme

Avatar said their pack would be a hit

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glroy to Souff Sydney

Instead they were pathetic, crippled and shit

[Guest]

That's now three years with Souths having a premiership worthy club and they go shit.

Is it Shane Richardson?

[Guest]

That's now three years with Souths having a premiership worthy club and they go shit.

Is it Shane Richardson?

I believe it's just due to them being Souffs

[Guest]

Yeah, I don't know how I'll get through this.

[Guest]

Yeah, I don't know how I'll get through this.

Shane Richardson says:

Garbeep Nardea Barruff

Translation: But Souths loves you Lauren.

[Guest]

That is a horrifying thought Madduke!

[Guest]

I know. That's why I went there.

[Johnny Tobin]

Sing it sister:



Well I got all over excited
And purchased this club of fools

Then I fell out with Daddy's Boy
And anyone that questioned my rules

I went and got a geriatric coach
And a CEO with chins that spool

I wish it had never occured

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Why did I try to polish a turd?

[melon....]

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney:

More canoe

[Johnny Tobin]

More canoe

I had a celebration
Around the pool in Coffs

But only half the side arrived
The rest of them got lost

A huge gale was a-blowing
The result was a massive cost

They tried to paddle there two by two

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

At the bottom of the ocean is a fifty foot canoe

[Kingbilly]

The gibbering fat arse that is Dave Taylor isn't good enough for Avatar, he is Alice the Goon from Popeye with the arse of a baboon

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney
Glory glory to Souff Sydney

Souff Sydney fails again.....

[Guest]

I'VE KILLED THE WABBITS!!!!! POOR LITTLE BUNNIES!!!

[Guest]

That's now three years with Souths having a premiership worthy club and they go shit.

Is it Shane Richardson?

Their injuries killed them this year.