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Well, it was only 5 weeks ago when all and sundry were exploding in their jocks, claiming a dominant new dawn post St. Helens.
The voices of reason called for calm and level heads warned of something akin to a 2W - 8L record to start the season.
Expect more of the same until the glorious triumvirate return. Until then double your dose of beta-blockers and rogaine and hang on tight!
MinInglis - 4/10 - glimpses of the future, but very poor start to sets f**king up the entire teams momentum
The Giraffe - 1/10 - poor positioning, non existent support play, weak and carefree attitude. FFS, its enough to make Robbo wanna throw a blonde Hipster on the wing.
Rubber Man - 7/10 - breaking the line nicely, can stretch and reach around the finest defences the NRL can offer
Mohamed - 2/10 - pray to Allah for a more effective defensive effort next week. Like a sieve.
Saint Bennys reject - 1/10 - did little before he did his chest.
Midget - 2/10 Out of depth at the moment, even in the shallow end. Needs to be off the bench.
Sonny Boy - 2/10 - Let's hope he finds his groin and sharpens up before the Woofer gets back. Otherwise, prepare for 1W - 7L.
Mate - 1/10 - A Friend in need is worth two in the bush
Dirty Sanchez - 1/10 - Used to spin out of tackles, now spins off 'em. Appalling D. What's going on!?
Maubo - 5/10 - Move him to five-eight to shore things up. Well overdue to keep the attack straighforward and conservative
Bloodnut - 3/10 - did he get palmed off by Morgan?
Evans - 3/10 - handful of quote bullocking unquote runs but not dominant
John Deere - 6/10 - good hits, strong runs. The Lawn Mower tried his guts out
SST - 6/10 - tried hard, hit hard. In keeping with the legacy of our triple-barrelled bretheren
Liu ppy - 4/10 - was a monster for about 10 mins before halftime...then went on holiday
Kouparitsis the 2nd - 3/10 - surprisingly solid service, but unspectacular. Hope he is ok, was that a compound fracture?
Fry - 2/10 - unspectacular, but not expected to be anything else.
The voices of reason called for calm and level heads warned of something akin to a 2W - 8L record to start the season.
Expect more of the same until the glorious triumvirate return. Until then double your dose of beta-blockers and rogaine and hang on tight!
MinInglis - 4/10 - glimpses of the future, but very poor start to sets f**king up the entire teams momentum
The Giraffe - 1/10 - poor positioning, non existent support play, weak and carefree attitude. FFS, its enough to make Robbo wanna throw a blonde Hipster on the wing.
Rubber Man - 7/10 - breaking the line nicely, can stretch and reach around the finest defences the NRL can offer
Mohamed - 2/10 - pray to Allah for a more effective defensive effort next week. Like a sieve.
Saint Bennys reject - 1/10 - did little before he did his chest.
Midget - 2/10 Out of depth at the moment, even in the shallow end. Needs to be off the bench.
Sonny Boy - 2/10 - Let's hope he finds his groin and sharpens up before the Woofer gets back. Otherwise, prepare for 1W - 7L.
Mate - 1/10 - A Friend in need is worth two in the bush
Dirty Sanchez - 1/10 - Used to spin out of tackles, now spins off 'em. Appalling D. What's going on!?
Maubo - 5/10 - Move him to five-eight to shore things up. Well overdue to keep the attack straighforward and conservative
Bloodnut - 3/10 - did he get palmed off by Morgan?
Evans - 3/10 - handful of quote bullocking unquote runs but not dominant
John Deere - 6/10 - good hits, strong runs. The Lawn Mower tried his guts out
SST - 6/10 - tried hard, hit hard. In keeping with the legacy of our triple-barrelled bretheren
Liu ppy - 4/10 - was a monster for about 10 mins before halftime...then went on holiday
Kouparitsis the 2nd - 3/10 - surprisingly solid service, but unspectacular. Hope he is ok, was that a compound fracture?
Fry - 2/10 - unspectacular, but not expected to be anything else.