The Chooks are Soooooooo Bad.....

[melon....]

The Chooks are so bad.....

.....Everytime the coach tells them to assume their positions on the field they all huddle in the goal mouth with their hands on their hips.

.....They ensure they eat all the oranges at half time to boost their percentage of completions.

.....The Moth tried committing suicide by jumping at a truck on the freeway. Like everything else, he missed and the truck went right through him.





Please add some more.....

[TheLoneRooster]

... that the team wearing red and green are above them on the competition ladder
... that the sharks beat the merge scum stain but the insipid Roosters lost to the merge scum stain AGAIN
... the the Roosters are the cowgirls' biatches

Apologies, I don't have it in me to write something approaching humour.

[Guest]

they made it on the alan jones program this morning

[melon....]

they made it on the alan jones program this morning

Thats great! They are as bad as Labor!!

[roostwin]

Thats great! They are as bad as Labor!!

We aren't that bad yet..........are we?

[supermario]

Thats great! They are as bad as Labor!!

Local, State or Federal???

[melon....]

Local, State or Federal???

Good point.....not as bad as Federal.

[Guest]

...that even Cate Blanchett feels sorry for them.

[Guest]

They are as bad as Barnaby Joyce

[fletch]

we are so bad Sisa Waqa would be an improvement to our outside backs

[Guest]

we are so bad Sisa Waqa would be an improvement to our outside backs

Bellamy makes him look like a world beater.

[Guest]

that we may have to go cap in hand to the rabbits seeking a merger......... no what have we got that they want

[Guest]

that we may have to go cap in hand to the rabbits seeking a merger......... no what have we got that they want

Settle down - it hasn't come to that.

[Guest]

Two Roosters supporters were caught climbing the wall at the sfs. They were made to go back and watch the rest of the game.

[Spanner in the works]

that we may have to go cap in hand to the rabbits seeking a merger......... no what have we got that they want

Using the St Merge fans logic, we would have won 32 premierships as a club...