The Chooks are Soooooooo Bad.....

[melon....]

Using the St Merge fans logic, we would have won 32 premierships as a club...

No matter how bad Easts are....saints fans are the most retarded beings Ive ever seen.

[Vasco]

No matter how bad Easts are....saints fans are the most retarded beings Ive ever seen.

Souffs have some beauties also.

[melon....]

The Chooks are so bad they arent taught cut-out passes. They are taught to cut out even trying to pass.

The Chooks are so bad the only bombs they chase hard are the Depth Chargers poured at the Ivy Bar.

[melon....]

The Chooks are so bad their post match recovery sessions start with "Hi, Im (insert over-paid player here) and Im an alcoholic".

[melon....]

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Roosters are NRL contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

Why do Roosters players keep their NRL Stats on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.

The Chooks should really be called The Sydney Possums because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[melon....]

Big Rusty has convinced State Rail to sponsor the Chooks from 2012. It was a perfect match due to the Chooks frequent points failures.

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and The Chooks?
Bill Clinton can Score.

Sean Kenny Dumb was doing a jig saw puzzle and said "Look Uncle Nick! I finished it and it only took me 6 months!"

Uncle Nick said "whats so good about 6 months?"

SKD said "It says 3-6 years on the box!"

[elo]

The Chooks are sooooooooooooooooo bad they can't even get a root in a coop.

[Guest]

The Chooks are so bad:
They cross the road to drop the ball.
They taste like chicken.
We look like those chooks from Old McDonald's Farm (XXX version).

Chook.

[Guest]

The Roosters are so bad that they think that "completing a backline movement" is Nate taking them to the 4th floor corridor of the local motel

[Guest]

The Roosters are so bad Finch refused to play here on 500k a season

The Roosters are so bad, our Saviour is a halfback than can tackle

The Roosters are soooooooo bad, 10 minutes into the second half i flicked over and watched Babe pig in the city

The Roosters are Soooooooooooo Bad woman now have Roosteriod pains once a week

[Chook Norris]

so bad Osama pales in comparison

[Guest]

The Roosters are Sooooooo Baaaaaaaaaadddddddddd they have been refused entry to their favourite Artarmon establishment due to lack of creativity.

The Roosters are Sooooooooo Baaaaadddddd their dicks have banned them from masturbating because they cannot hold onto their balls

[Guest]

The Roosters are so bad they make souffs look good.

[witty92]

the roosters are so bad that they often lose rugby league games, more than the majority of their opponents lose within the same competition. (oh no he didn't)

[witty92]

theyre so bad that so far this season, on several occasions they have scored less points than their opposition while simultaneously conceding more points than afore mentioned opposition over an 80 minute period, hence being deemed to have lost the match. However clearly this is a case of several tautologies and should be commonly observed by the majority of aware supporters. LOL