Another dud thread by me

[Guest]

Whilst we are on topics of i use the term loosely " credible" chookpen posters, i had the displeasure of meeting a popular member of this forum Stase or backwards to his bevvy of latte sipping man fans. Fair dinkum, this bloke is obsessed with our bogan halfback and the grossly over rated Maubs, for those who have not met the bloke he is around 6'3 has the body of Tarzan but the personality of dried fruit. The bloke dresses in a suit and tie even on days off yet drives a shit box 2008 toyota camry. He requests a Piccolo drink at the maccas drive through ffs, i thought a Piccolo was an instrument not some rich boys beverage.

I really thought he would be great to meet in person, but boy was i disappointed, he seems to think i am obsessed with Pearce, what is this muppet thinking, he thinks if Pearce and Maubs are fit we can win the comp next year, he was trying to tell me Pearce carried, Carney, Maloney, Jennings and SBW when they were here, he is of the belief that Maubs should be in Meningas Australian squad and some of you blokes rate this arse monkey as credible, deluded would be closer to the mark.

Thanks Backwards that was 2 hrs of my life i will never get back.

[chook 56]

Listen here, Mitch.
Dunno who you met but it wasn't Backwards.
He is more like 6'10" and chiselled.
The rest is spot on.

[Johnny.]

And I'll bet you're Don Lane when people meet you. I don't mean you're a raconteur, I mean you like having women shit on glass top coffee tables while you're underneath them.

[Johnny Tobin]

And I'll bet you're Don Lane when people meet you. I don't mean you're a raconteur, I mean you like having women shit on glass top coffee tables while you're underneath them.

Who doesn't?

[The Brain]

Whilst we are on topics of i use the term loosely " credible" chookpen posters, i had the displeasure of meeting a popular member of this forum Stase or backwards to his bevvy of latte sipping man fans. Fair dinkum, this bloke is obsessed with our bogan halfback and the grossly over rated Maubs, for those who have not met the bloke he is around 6'3 has the body of Tarzan but the personality of dried fruit. The bloke dresses in a suit and tie even on days off yet drives a shit box 2008 toyota camry. He requests a Piccolo drink at the maccas drive through ffs, i thought a Piccolo was an instrument not some rich boys beverage.

I really thought he would be great to meet in person, but boy was i disappointed, he seems to think i am obsessed with Pearce, what is this muppet thinking, he thinks if Pearce and Maubs are fit we can win the comp next year, he was trying to tell me Pearce carried, Carney, Maloney, Jennings and SBW when they were here, he is of the belief that Maubs should be in Meningas Australian squad and some of you blokes rate this arse monkey as credible, deluded would be closer to the mark.

Thanks Backwards that was 2 hrs of my life i will never get back.

He Has a point Druit no coincidence 5/8th playing off pearce play there best seasons ever outside him even Maloney this year hasnt come close to the previous last 3 seasons with us only in his last game he pulled his finger ou the other day.......

[Mickie Lane]

And I'll bet you're Don Lane when people meet you. I don't mean you're a raconteur, I mean you like having women shit on glass top coffee tables while you're underneath them.

I heard that you like to watch it when they have been constipated for a week so you get to see their ring stretched to the max as they pass a stool the size of a can of drink.

[Mickie Lane]

Whilst we are on topics of i use the term loosely " credible" chookpen posters, i had the displeasure of meeting a popular member of this forum Stase or backwards to his bevvy of latte sipping man fans. Fair dinkum, this bloke is obsessed with our bogan halfback and the grossly over rated Maubs, for those who have not met the bloke he is around 6'3 has the body of Tarzan but the personality of dried fruit. The bloke dresses in a suit and tie even on days off yet drives a shit box 2008 toyota camry. He requests a Piccolo drink at the maccas drive through ffs, i thought a Piccolo was an instrument not some rich boys beverage.

I really thought he would be great to meet in person, but boy was i disappointed, he seems to think i am obsessed with Pearce, what is this muppet thinking, he thinks if Pearce and Maubs are fit we can win the comp next year, he was trying to tell me Pearce carried, Carney, Maloney, Jennings and SBW when they were here, he is of the belief that Maubs should be in Meningas Australian squad and some of you blokes rate this arse monkey as credible, deluded would be closer to the mark.

Thanks Backwards that was 2 hrs of my life i will never get back.

The stsae I pictured was a dead ringer for Barney Ruble. Barney Ruble.jpg

[Thirteen]

Pretty easy to tell it's the off season.
How do I become a mod so I can delete this dribble?

[stringaz]

Im watching some old games from '13 right now, just laughed my arse off watching skd lose the ball from that intercept against manly back in may.

Pearce playing pretty well, it's bittersweet watching the team, Roger creating something out of nothing, and good old Mini and crew.

And backwards mate, don't waste any coconut bombs on others yeeeewwww

[Guest]

Pretty easy to tell it's the off season.
How do I become a mod so I can delete this dribble?

You would have to delete yourself first, more dribble than a spank rag in a peep show

[Guest]

The stsae I pictured was a dead ringer for Barney Ruble. [ATTACH=CONFIG]n667675[/ATTACH]

Not even close more like Fabio with man boobs

[Guest]

And I'll bet you're Don Lane when people meet you. I don't mean you're a raconteur, I mean you like having women shit on glass top coffee tables while you're underneath them.

2 girls 1 cup spring too mind ? I bet you have that saved on your phone for easy access

[Guest]

Who is this Stase guy's bogan mate?
Fred Flinstone?

[Big Poppa Pump]

Whilst we are on topics of i use the term loosely " credible" chookpen posters, i had the displeasure of meeting a popular member of this forum Stase or backwards to his bevvy of latte sipping man fans. Fair dinkum, this bloke is obsessed with our bogan halfback and the grossly over rated Maubs, for those who have not met the bloke he is around 6'3 has the body of Tarzan but the personality of dried fruit. The bloke dresses in a suit and tie even on days off yet drives a shit box 2008 toyota camry. He requests a Piccolo drink at the maccas drive through ffs, i thought a Piccolo was an instrument not some rich boys beverage.

I really thought he would be great to meet in person, but boy was i disappointed, he seems to think i am obsessed with Pearce, what is this muppet thinking, he thinks if Pearce and Maubs are fit we can win the comp next year, he was trying to tell me Pearce carried, Carney, Maloney, Jennings and SBW when they were here, he is of the belief that Maubs should be in Meningas Australian squad and some of you blokes rate this arse monkey as credible, deluded would be closer to the mark.

Thanks Backwards that was 2 hrs of my life i will never get back.

I'm assuming this is an inside joke or something.

Backwards was at Glenn's "Raise Up A Rooster" night. Champion bloke.

[mightyrooster]

Listen here, Mitch.
Dunno who you met but it wasn't Backwards.
He is more like 6'10" and chiselled.
The rest is spot on.

Welcome back Chook 56!
It's always good to see a post from you.