Roosters on the Piss

[Spanner in the works]

And you'll feed him for a lifetime?

No. They'll learn to look after themselves and they'll show some responsibility.

[novice chook]

Don't be hating on Toddles, for he knows not what he is doing.
All he needs is love, and love is what we must offer

No point in loving someone who don't love you back - and it's obvious that Carney is in love with no one but himself. He don't give a shit about anyone else - not his family, not his friends, not the club, no one. He seems on a self destruct mission and that's a journey he will ultimately walk alone.

NC

[Guest]

No point in loving someone who don't love you back - and it's obvious that Carney is in love with no one but himself. He don't give a shit about anyone else - not his family, not his friends, not the club, no one. He seems on a self destruct mission and that's a journey he will ultimately walk alone.

NC

Todd has been neglected by all those close to him. He gets dropped from the Raiders, a team he grew up closely involved in. His mother said that he's had issues at home, and now he possibly facing the sack from the Roosters. He needs us more than ever now.

5 point plans didn't work, what about a 6 point plan? Can we get him playing in headgear so people don't realise it's him on the field?

[BUDDY]

No point in loving someone who don't love you back - and it's obvious that Carney is in love with no one but himself. He don't give a shit about anyone else - not his family, not his friends, not the club, no one. He seems on a self destruct mission and that's a journey he will ultimately walk alone.

NC

What a stupid call.

[Guest]

Todd has been neglected by all those close to him. He gets dropped from the Raiders, a team he grew up closely involved in. His mother said that he's had issues at home, and now he possibly facing the sack from the Roosters. He needs us more than ever now.

5 point plans didn't work, what about a 6 point plan? Can we get him playing in headgear so people don't realise it's him on the field?

6 points in the plan is not enough

I say pre-empt the dramas he'll be involved in during the upcoming off-season and go straight to 7 point plan

[Guest]

How did they manage to get a cab at 2am ... Isnt that change over time for cabbies

[Guest]

6 points in the plan is not enough

I say pre-empt the dramas he'll be involved in during the upcoming off-season and go straight to 7 point plan

Maybe he can get the 5/7 point plan tattooed on his forhead, so when he takes pics of himself in his undies he'll look at it and remember.
Maybe 5 points are too many for Toddles to remember?
Can we simplify it for him, maybe a 3 point plan?

[novice chook]

What a stupid call.

Why - you don't think this bloke's continued dramas doesn't hurt and affect his family? And yet it doesn't seem to matter to him, because he keeps on bringing shame on his nearest and dearest at regular intervals. They offer him support and he just throws it back in their faces by repeating the same mistakes.

[Funky Chicken]

If true and they have broken a booze ban, then the answer is simple sack all 3 of them. Myles and Carney have had more than there fair share of chances and FPN can piss off too.

By doing this Roosters Management are saying to the rest of the club do the right thing and portray our great club in a positive light or don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. It may make some of the other half wits sit up and take notice, and maybe, just maybe pull their heads and egos in.

I think the club needs a big broom through it Minichello (Love you Mini but please retire), Anasta, Shaun Kenny Dumbasfark, Myles, FPN, Carney (If he has been on the piss again). If the club takes a hard stance then it may instill a greater sense of self discipline on and off the field.

Some of these idiots really need to WAKE THE FARK UP or GET THE FARK OUT!!!! No player (regardless of how good they are) should be put before our great club.

[BUDDY]

Why - you don't think this bloke's continued dramas doesn't hurt and affect his family? And yet it doesn't seem to matter to him, because he keeps on bringing shame on his nearest and dearest at regular intervals. They offer him support and he just throws it back in their faces by repeating the same mistakes.

Get off your high horse grandma. If you don't think he cares about his family you are a goose.
He may have broken a players agreement to stay off the booze for a fortnight.
So freaken what compared to saying he doesn't care about his family.
You know jack shit what he feels for his mum and sister.

[Guest]

If Toddles get sacked he'll just go to Parramatta and be their Golden Boy, then we'll hear in the Telegraph about how the Roosters didn't understand him and never gave him a chance. Then he and the Hayne Train Brain Drain will lead the Eels to the finals, making everyone forget about what poor Toddles did at the Roosters, and the cycle will complete.

Canberra gave him 31 chances, perhaps we should just wade it out a bit.
Save Todd!

[Guest]

Get off your high horse grandma. If you don't think he cares about his family you are a goose.
He may have broken a players agreement to stay off the booze for a fortnight.
So freaken what compared to saying he doesn't care about his family.
You know jack shit what he feels for his mum and sister.

By thre smell of them, i wouldn't be suprised if he sends back to the bush most his wage. He is not man enough to be the breadwinner.

[Guest]

He may have broken a players agreement to stay off the booze for a fortnight.

Pretty sure he also broke his 5 point plan, promise to players/coach, and arrangement with the court.
But I'm willing to forgive and forget. I believe Todd won't do it again. He's a changed man who knows the error of his ways

[Big Poppa Pump]

Maybe he can get the 5/7 point plan tattooed on his forhead, so when he takes pics of himself in his undies he'll look at it and remember.
Maybe 5 points are too many for Toddles to remember?
Can we simplify it for him, maybe a 3 point plan?

I am an advocate of your idea to simply these plans for the terminally stupid.

Can I suggest Bondi-Boy be appointed as Toddies mentor & life coach. They can recite poetry together & do each others horoscopes.

[Guest]

I am an advocate of your idea to simply these plans for the terminally stupid.

Can I suggest Bondi-Boy be appointed as Toddies mentor & life coach. They can recite poetry together & do each others horoscopes.

Maybe we just need to translate it for him, I think English is his 2nd language.
Todd, if you're reading this

You need to umm, stay off the, ahh alcohol. Because, umm, you are a, ahh, tool, ummm, when, umm you're, ahh on it.