Roosters confess to hundreds of lies in grand final shame

[Kelby]

If lies lead to premierships, then spank my arse with a rabbits foot, im happy.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I saw that headline, read a few lines and thought, "Gee he must have lost a stack on the grand final".

It is something that belongs in a Viz comic or the Onion.

Roger Irrelevant?

[OMR]

I am certain that no roosters fan was offended or upset by the deceit, I know I was not. And who the heck is that hack? And which sports editor clears such garbage to be published?