Would Jake Friend make a good.......

[Guest]

Why don't you change your name to justjibber1992?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sometimes you can go for funny and sometimes you just gotta go cute.

[Kingbilly]

Who would be game enough to turn the garden hose on him, thats the big question ......

[trewhella]

im thinkin more of the the time when the dudes got invited in and ate a truck load of hash cookies and ended up in hospital.

Work of the devil...........

In saying that, would he then fail the drug test??
It could well be a sideline to the valium.

[melon....]

Would Jake Friend make a good Kebab?

Jimmy's snitzels are suppored to be pretty good. Did he ever teach Jake to be a Kebab King? Maybe Jake can open his own caravan in Auburn, and play for Granville Diggers?

[Guest]

rofl - give him a shot at it I say

[Geohood]

Aha best one yet..

[Kingbilly]

I think Jake had to sign a confidentiality agreement when he left the cafe.
Note sure if that include kebabs though....


Is there a black market for snitzels and kebabs.....

[Guest]

Jake should hire Todd...Mulcahy.



Any kid that dreamt of screwing Felicity Porter is okay in my book.

And that includes my estranged cousin Noel Crane.



The magnificent bastard popped her cherry so I forgive him for the "incident."

[Guest]

Funny thread title, and I guess you can add to the list-

Would Jake Friend make a good:
-pot of tea
-set of book shelves
-condom tester
-bong out of an orchy bottle
-example for Todd Carney

Yep it's endless

[Guest]

No. He'd be a bit tough I think, chewy around the middle, not much flavour. He might be alright in a stew?

Chook.

[Guest]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sometimes you can go for funny and sometimes you just gotta go cute.

That one actually gave me a good laugh. Just what you need on a Friday morning!

[Johnny Tobin]

I can tell you he makes a good burger.

[melon....]

No. He'd be a bit tough I think, chewy around the middle, not much flavour. He might be alright in a stew?

Chook.

He'd look good as a souvlaki on a bbq.

[Guest]

Would Jake friend make a good hermaphrodite??

Just wondering...

[Guest]

Just wondering...

His upper inner thighs may do considerable damage to the lab, so I'm going for a NO !