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  • #31
    Originally posted by ism22 View Post
    Side question, why is a hooker sucking your penis called a 'blow job'? Every time I heard it I think of somebody just sitting there blowing air onto my schlong and I'm like 'WTF?!?'
    why it's called one night stand when you spent the night lying down

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    • #32
      Originally posted by TDK View Post
      Leave our national anthem alone, there is nothing wrong with it m.
      Its a bloody joke! Girt by sea? We are surrounded by ocean.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Old Man Rooster View Post

        What give you the right to tell us how to react? The matter has not been concluded therefore it is still worth discussing. Besides, you are telling us to move on when you yourself had a sick, stalker-like obsession with our former halfback for over a decade. Pot. Kettle. Black.
        So you joined the chookpen last year but can remember what has been posted for the last decade.
        that's amazing

        I don't know who the nrl dope of the year is but I do know who the chookpen dope of the year is.
        bahahaha
        Take a bow OMR
        Last edited by Bondicigar; 01-09-2020, 01:47 PM.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Bondicigar View Post

          So you joined the chookpen last year but can remember what has been posted for the last decade.
          that's amazing

          I don't know who the nrl dope of the year is but I do know who the chookpen dope of the year is.
          bahahaha
          Take a bow OMR
          Let me give you a tip, the internet is a big place, anyone can read a forum. I bet you look and smell just like a Bondi cigar.

          Oh and OMR is another dude.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Old Man Rooster View Post

            Let me give you a tip, the internet is a big place, anyone can read a forum. I bet you look and smell just like a Bondi cigar.

            Oh and OMR is another dude.
            Thank you for pointing that out

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Old Man Rooster View Post

              Let me give you a tip, the internet is a big place, anyone can read a forum. I bet you look and smell just like a Bondi cigar.

              Oh and OMR is another dude.


              Sorry my bad how could I be so niave ...

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              • #37
                Go discuss the national anthem on a political forum. This forum is about The Roosters.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by OMR View Post

                  Thank you for pointing that out
                  Welcome

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by easts4eva View Post
                    Souffs rort the cap 2 years running, Bennett gets his man and we're down a goal kicker.
                    Not as good as getting a blow job by an elephant whilst Pearcey the pussy is watching.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by The Thracian View Post
                      To get over this whole Lattrell bullshit, we have known for over a month he won’t be back, we were able to re sign SST and JWH because of his departure, it he goes to Souffs, stiff cheddar he will not play round 1 as he will be as fit as brother Shaq, he will barely be noticed on the field playing fullback and be blowing as hard as an Kings Cross hooker after 5 minutes in that position.

                      he done us well when he was here, the club made a sound choice to move on, as have his former team mates now we all should, this team and us supporters have a lot of good times to look forward to in the upcoming years, culture is everything in a team environment he did not buy in.

                      for those worried Souffs will be a threat now wake up, I disliked Bargarse but he had huge impact on whether the vermin won or lost games, Jai Arrow would not lace up Bargarses boot as a footballer, very over rated footballer that offers nothing in attack, they are led by 2 of the dumbest halves in football, a lazy unfit fullback, apart from Cook and Murray a pedestrian forward pack and plodders in the backline, if your fearful of that lot you seriously do have a problem.

                      im guessing no national anthem will be played at Souffs games either.

                      please move on people, focus your energy towards a three peat

                      cheers
                      I like Kings Cross hookers..

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Thirteen View Post
                        Go discuss the national anthem on a political forum. This forum is about The Roosters.
                        Stay on topic then.

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                        • #42
                          Same blow job, different animal. A fella in khakis walks into an NT bar holding a hammer in one hand and a crocodile gripped tightly under arm, The bar noise stops abruptly as he thrusts the animal onto a table, prises its jaws open roughly and unzips and places his penis between the frightening mandibles. Looking back over his shoulder, while wielding the hammer he nonchalantly strikes the beast's open snout which quivers for an instant but then stays rigidly open. He does the same thing twice more then he turns around to face the horrified onlookers and sneers, "Anyone else wanna have a go?"
                          "I will" responds a soft male voice at the back, "but don't hit me with the hammer".

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                          • #43
                            The Roosters hold the cards now.
                            We can insist on a payout from Souffs, or we could do a trade of sorts to enable the move to Souffs.
                            Are there any Souffs players we want ? , up and coming juniors perhaps ?

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                            • #44
                              Been hoping the club and Lattrell would come to their senses so we could at least have him until his contract expires. I'm pissed-off this about the whole off-season! First, people rubbishing our valiantly won premiership, then this whole sage. But yes, he's gone, like so many other good players. Time to move on. Roosters will continue to develop champions!

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                              • #45
                                We certainly will. Stuff the haters.
                                MRR or Rabid

                                Some people believe supporting the Roosters
                                is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed
                                with that attitude. I can assure you it is
                                much, much more important than that.


                                (1981 Bill Shankly quote variation)

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