Coronavirus

[Old Man Rooster]

I think wearing a mask is a bit like using an umbrella as a parachute.

Main effect is to stop you touching your face which is mostly how germs spread.

Did not realize you held qualifications in science or medicine.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Did not realize you held qualifications in science or medicine.

And always use plenty of hand sanitizer...but not as a replacement for toilet paper.

[Thirteen]

How many of you are wearing face masks in the office or on public transport? I'm sitting in my office wearing one right now and every other person is also wearing a mask. I think there are going to be massive disruptions to the season including possible travel bans and perhaps even teams playing in front of empty stadiums. That is par for the course for the NRL though so maybe nobody will care.

I‘m on a domestic fight right now. Adelaide to Sydney. Probably about 90% full. Nobody wearing a mask.

[Mickie Lane]

I‘m on a domestic fight right now. Adelaide to Sydney. Probably about 90% full. Nobody wearing a mask.

Any good sorts on the flight?
Play the Easts song on your phone loudly whilst doing a bit of a dance down the isle doing your best Barry Manilow impersonation.

[Thirteen]

Any good sorts on the flight?
Play the Easts song on your phone loudly whilst doing a bit of a dance down the isle doing your best Barry Manilow impersonation.

Lizzie from Married at First Site and her ‘hubby’ are on the flight. She is a lot better looking in person than on TV.

[rented tracksuit]

Lizzie from Married at First Site and her ‘hubby’ are on the flight. She is a lot better looking in person than on TV.

So she’s a 3 out of 10 in person then?

[Jacks Fur Coat]

So she’s a 3 out of 10 in person then?

She is an example of a makeover really working.

Huge difference in her favour. Just doesn't want to become too "Thin Lizzie".

[zac]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[milanja]

Lizzie from Married at First Site and her ‘hubby’ are on the flight. She is a lot better looking in person than on TV.

From tv? Do you mean kelly bundy from married with children?

[4 the all in brawl]

I‘m on a domestic fight right now. Adelaide to Sydney. Probably about 90% full. Nobody wearing a mask.

No Hijackers then, you should be sweet...

[4 the all in brawl]

So she’s a 3 out of 10 in person then?

I'd take her over Raelene Castle...

Sorry Thirteen, I could resist having a dig...

[Easts75]

I'd take her over Raelene Castle...

Sorry Thirteen, I could resist having a dig...

Haha Raelene Castle is offensive

[Bondicigar]

What outback town did you travel to to find toilet paper

Dunedoo

[bondi.boy]

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2020/03/...ping-flu-like/

But that advice could become far more serious after a Fremantle player was yesterday sent for tests amid concerns he might have been exposed to COVID-19.

“The player reported to club medical staff today that he was suffering flu-like symptoms and, as a precautionary measure and despite the fact that the friend had reported no flu-like symptoms, the player was immediately sent for testing and isolated,” the Fremantle statement read.

“The test results are expected to take 24-48 hours.”

It comes after leading sports medico Dr Peter Larkins said a single positive diagnosis by an AFL player for coronavirus could be enough to derail the season given teammates and staff would also need to be quarantined for the mandated 14 days.

“If one single AFL player contracts COVID-19 infection the entire 2020 season will be compromised,” Larkins tweeted.

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Well there you go.

[ism22]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Strongmad voice] FoooootEEEEEEEE....