Coronavirus

[The Skeez]

I wouldn’t trust either. Doesn’t mean either is wrong tho.

Clutchin at short ones trackie dacks. 99% wrong is wrong.

[The Skeez]

Hand sanitizer?
Hand sanitizer?
What's with all the hand sanitizer?
Everywhere I go it's "wash your hands with sanitizer".
I've washed my hands so much that the answers to my 1963 maths exam are showing!

















From the radio.

What school did you go to BB?
What was your 1963 teachers name?

[bondi.boy]

What school did you go to BB?
What was your 1963 teachers name?

The joke (radio emailer) was "1975 maths exam".
As I was not at school in 1975 I changed the date.
I left high school in 1964.
No idea who my maths teacher was then. My Latin teacher's name was Mr Bembrick. He wrote the textbook. His favourite saying was "If in doubt, I cross out (and you won't get any marks for it.)"
Big waste of time, most of high school. Instead of wasting my life trying to work out what on earth Shakespeare was talking about, and remember what coloured slippers English kings wore to breakfast...and what years they reigned...I would've been much better off being taught how cars worked, house painting, finance, and typing.
School? NBHS. Opened 1958. It wasn't a selective school back then, just the school everyone in the catchment area attended. Now you have to be a genius to attend. I have the old school tie. I no longer have the blazer with the emblem of which I was always embarrassed.
All-boys school, 1000+ students.

[bondi.boy]

"The hills are alive with the sound of music"...

not anymore...got here a photo of 'Maria' being dragged off the mountain by the cops!


xxx xxx


Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like,
"See? This is why I chew the furniture."

[rented tracksuit]

Clutchin at short ones trackie dacks. 99% wrong is wrong.

Incorrect.

People thought Noah was wrong and it wouldnt even rain.. Look what happened.

People thought Johnathon Thurston was too small for rugby league. Look what happened.

People thought Corona Viurs was just another strain of the flu and it wouldnt affect them. Look what happened.

Just because a majority looks the other way doesn't make them right. It could just be that there are more people wrong.

[bondi.boy]

Incorrect.

People thought Moses wrong wrong. Look what happened.

People thought Johnathon Thurston was too small for rugby league.

People thought Corona Viurs was just another strain of the flu and it wouldsnt affect them. Look what happened.

Just because a majority looks the other way doesn't make them right. It could just be that there are more people wrong.

Adding:

People thought Australia 2 couldn't win the America's Cup when down 1-3.

People thought Susan Boyle was a joke and couldn't sing.

[zac]

the thread reaching new heights.

[rented tracksuit]

the thread reaching new heights.

Sure is... 74 pages. Can it crack the magical hunge?

[zac]

Sure is... 74 pages. Can it crack the magical hunge?

mate, what's the story? you been taking some silly pills? a broken clock that is right twice a day is as good as good as a clock that works?

[The Skeez]

The joke (radio emailer) was "1975 maths exam".
As I was not at school in 1975 I changed the date.
I left high school in 1964.
No idea who my maths teacher was then. My Latin teacher's name was Mr Bembrick. He wrote the textbook. His favourite saying was "If in doubt, I cross out (and you won't get any marks for it.)"
Big waste of time, most of high school. Instead of wasting my life trying to work out what on earth Shakespeare was talking about, and remember what coloured slippers English kings wore to breakfast...and what years they reigned...I would've been much better off being taught how cars worked, house painting, finance, and typing.
School? NBHS. Opened 1958. It wasn't a selective school back then, just the school everyone in the catchment area attended. Now you have to be a genius to attend. I have the old school tie. I no longer have the blazer with the emblem of which I was always embarrassed.
All-boys school, 1000+ students.

Bembrick died in 1960 and taught at SBHS

[rented tracksuit]

mate, what's the story? you been taking some silly pills? a broken clock that is right twice a day is as good as good as a clock that works?

Its still right twice a day isnt it?

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Today's Headlines:

* Roger Daltrey sues Trump following claims the WHO are responsible for this pandemic..

* Keith Richards has tested positive for everything, except Coronavirus...

[zac]

Its still right twice a day isnt it?

not a great strike rate, is it.

[rented tracksuit]

not a great strike rate, is it.

Even a player with a poor strike rate can hit a century.

[zac]

Even a player with a poor strike rate can hit a century.

not really the same thing is it. no one in their right mind would rely on a broken clock - how would you even know the two times a day when it is right? a broken clock is useless.