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    I hacked in to Phil Rothfields computer (wasn't difficult, just google mothafuc ka, braindead and Roosterhater) and found this for tomorrow's daily telunothing.

    The Sydney Roosters have signed NZ Warriors 5/8th James Maloney on a three year deal from 2013, no doubt on the back of losing the brilliant but oft maligned Todd Carney to the fabulous Cronulla Sharks.

    This initially seems like a good move as Anastabation will either be retired or playing professional golf by then, but the culture at Eastern Suburbs will ensure the ‘J Mo’ will soon be wearing thongs to night clubs, having tattoos engraved around his neck and setting fire to his team mates underwear – all obviously life threatening occurrences. Admittedly Carney did similar, but only because he was influenced by Watts, FPN, Myles etc – none of which are playing near the Shire.

    But unlike Carney, will he be able to bring the likes of SKD, Mini and Pearce in to the picture? Somehow I don’t think so.

    Furthermore, don’t be surprised to see the Stewart brothers end up at Bondi (no doubt they would fit in well there).

    Finally check out the competition I’m running where you can catch a cab ride to Northies with Todd Carney and sit next to me for the Sharks – Titans blockbuster in round 14. Despite the Sharks finishing 13th and the Titans winning the wooden spoon this year, no doubt with Carney at the Sharks and Myles at the Titans, this will no doubt be the Grand Final preview.

    Buzz
    "Do you expect me to talk"? "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".

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    Wtf? What a c*nt.

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    • #3
      Hahahahaha, very funny Mr Bond.
      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

      Thomas Jefferson

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      • #4
        Originally posted by justjuice1992 View Post
        Wtf? What a c*nt.
        LOL reaction of the year

        Delecto Oriens est odio Meridianus
        To love Easts is to hate Souffs

        Originally posted by Bill Shankley, Liverpool FC
        At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques.
        Originally posted by Andy Raymond Commentating Souffs V Manly 18/04/09
        The fireworks at the Easter show are making more noise than the crowd tonight

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        • #5
          Originally posted by supermario View Post
          LOL reaction of the year
          I invoke the Phineas Taylor Barnum rule.

          (Meaning Mario will marry a woman with a beard, not that there's a sucker born every minute.)

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          • #6
            The worst thing about this thread is that it is definitely believable ha.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rooster85 View Post
              The worst thing about this thread is that it is definitely believable ha.
              Well, most greek women have beards.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by justjuice1992 View Post
                Wtf? What a c*nt.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rooster85 View Post
                  The worst thing about this thread is that it is definitely believable ha.
                  True........but funny.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by justjuice1992 View Post
                    Wtf? What a c*nt.
                    Hook, line and sinker Juiceman!

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                    • #11
                      Phillitamite Rothfield left out one thing the fact that his club may not be around for the season-
                      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by justjuice1992 View Post
                        Wtf? What a c*nt.
                        (wii)tarded, the next generation makes me very nervous

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jaggers View Post
                          (wii)tarded, the next generation makes me very nervous
                          You are not exactly Einstein yourself mate. Give the kid a break.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mad_Rooster_In_Hong Kong View Post
                            You are not exactly Einstein yourself mate. Give the kid a break.
                            Sorry Albert

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jaggers View Post
                              Sorry Albert
                              Its okay

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