Keary extends his stay until the end of 2024

[Mad_Rabid_Rooster]

Marvelous news! Even though it was suggested a while ago. He has turned into such an amazing player. I am so very pleased. Now let's get the business done with Teddy.

[Headless Chook]

From our Vermin visitor, Johnnysekret, when Keary's signing was announced in 2017:

"Souths were ecstatic to see him go.

His bad points:

Has no kicking game
Suspect in defence
Has an awful dummy no one falls for and he gets smashed every time
Cannot control a game
Tends to go missing when the chips are down
Loves to tell the coach how to coach
Puts team mates offside by openly blaming them when he has a bad game

His good points:

Has moments of attacking brilliance

I have seen almost every game he has played. Watson has more natural ability than Keary and if you're seriously relying on Keary to solve your halves problem then you REALLY have a problem. Not a good partner for Myth either because he's also incapable of a decent kicking game or controlling a game.

Good luck.

PS: If you want to get the best out of him, play him off the bench as a fill in hooker. He goes well there and gets the team moving forward. He had some of his best games for Souths being used this way."

Lol, Keary is suspect in defence? Adam Reynolds is the biggest turnstyle in the game. This post makes me wonder if the guy is actually Russell Crowe....

[zac]

i watched stan and ollie last night - anyone else think keary looks like stan laurel? happy man, ready with a smile.

[Spirit of 66]

i watched stan and ollie last night - anyone else think keary looks like stan laurel? happy man, ready with a smile.

Maybe he should team up with George Rose?

[zac]

Maybe he should team up with George Rose?

haha - 'i'm sorry georgie'.

[roosterchook]

Should help him heal faster! Wasn’t Keary a vermin reject? How could they be so stupid to hand us a gf winning playmaker? He’s studying a Bachelors in admin too. He can be a top official at Easts one day.

[ism22]

Marvelous news! Even though it was suggested a while ago. He has turned into such an amazing player. I am so very pleased. Now let's get the business done with Teddy.

It's kinda funny coz at Souffs I used to call him 'Bill Shorten' (dunno why - thought they looked alike) and thought he was a wimp who was either too small to play NRL or always milked penalties.

MUCH THE OPPOSITE!!! He's one of the toughest little guys I can think of in the comp and eeerm... now he looks more like this kid who works at my local cafe (dunno where Bill Shorten came from).

[Mickie Lane]

Hope he go's the distance of his contract & I hope he can continues to play top footy for the duration of the contract.