Paul Momirovski

[kruT]

Would come cheap and good depth.

[Rooster90]

......Just waiting on a new thread saying we should sign Brendan Elliot

I hate the off season

[Thirteen]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

[Mickie Lane]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

Only if you have a dick nose & you wear a rented tracksuit with the number 13 on the back.

[Mickie Lane]

When are we getting Matt Lodge?

[ism22]

I cannot believe we let luke towers out of our clutches!!!!! Somebody find him and give him a blank cheque!!!!

[Rooster90]

I cannot believe we let luke towers out of our clutches!!!!! Somebody find him and give him a blank cheque!!!!

He was no Shaun Foley...the one that got away

[ism22]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

He lies. I used to deliver pizzas around the Cross (for Two Fat Chefs) and the brothels/hookers I delivered to were cashed up. Brothels were always the best deliveries because the boss would always hit her girls up for cash (they were swimming in it so flicked her 50 each), pool together a massive pile for the pizzas and be like 'keep the change'. I'd always pocket at least $100 in tips from brothel deliveries.

Same with some of those serviced apartments around the area. Dudes would rent out $$$ penthouses, hire hookers, order pizza (while high on drugs...etc) and tip me $$$ so they could look like the big man palming off cash. Again, they'd always throw at least a hunge at me.

Cheap hookers? I reckon you'd be looking for junkies out in Liverpool or something. Around the city they're all loaded with guys paying $500-1000 an hour + extras and stuff. One regular during a busy x-mas period (I walked to the Rushcutters Bay apartment she worked from) told me she literally just did it for a few weeks around x-mas each year to pocket $$$ for her holidays. I looked her up online and she charged $700 an hour, $5000 overnight (and from my deliveries, I know she got that... $5000 + rental of a Rushcutters Bay penthouse). She'd live in a penthouse for a month with a couple of friends (all working), make maybe $100k+ in a month and then spend the next 3 months living it up overseas...etc. Perfect plan!

[King Salvo]

He lies. I used to deliver pizzas around the Cross (for Two Fat Chefs) and the brothels/hookers I delivered to were cashed up. Brothels were always the best deliveries because the boss would always hit her girls up for cash (they were swimming in it so flicked her 50 each), pool together a massive pile for the pizzas and be like 'keep the change'. I'd always pocket at least $100 in tips from brothel deliveries.

Same with some of those serviced apartments around the area. Dudes would rent out $$$ penthouses, hire hookers, order pizza (while high on drugs...etc) and tip me $$$ so they could look like the big man palming off cash. Again, they'd always throw at least a hunge at me.

Cheap hookers? I reckon you'd be looking for junkies out in Liverpool or something. Around the city they're all loaded with guys paying $500-1000 an hour + extras and stuff. One regular during a busy x-mas period (I walked to the Rushcutters Bay apartment she worked from) told me she literally just did it for a few weeks around x-mas each year to pocket $$$ for her holidays. I looked her up online and she charged $700 an hour, $5000 overnight (and from my deliveries, I know she got that... $5000 + rental of a Rushcutters Bay penthouse). She'd live in a penthouse for a month with a couple of friends (all working), make maybe $100k+ in a month and then spend the next 3 months living it up overseas...etc. Perfect plan!

So none of your tips went into the girls pockets by chance?

[Vasco]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

Sadly they have moved on from there. People go there for organic sourdough these days.

[ism22]

So none of your tips went into the girls pockets by chance?

LOL oh yeah I was living the high life in those pizza boy days. After my shift I'd pull out my brown bag full of tips, swing past a penthouse of my choice (full of a-grade covergirls... the kind that Packer and Murdoch book when they're in town [I'd get first dibs of course]) and be snorting lines of coke off their naked bodies before a full night of vigorous activity that would put one of Robbo's pre-season cardio sessions to shame. In the morning I'd wake up and watch the yachts go by while puffing on a massive Dannemann. At 6:00 we'd hit up Sweethearts in the Cross for one of Anne-Maria's cappuccinos before parting ways.

Those were definitely the days. Dannemann cigars, foreign cars (I was getting Maseratis and stuff with those tips) and penthouse grade hookers after my long, hard shifts at Two Fat Chefs.

Unfortunately (and somewhat predictably for those around me) the pace and grandiosity of it all eventually caught up with me. I woke up one morning with a 3 day growth (after 3 days of straight partying), a bottle of brandyvino in my hand and 20 missed calls from my boss at the pizza shop saying 'you're my best pizza boy... my right hand man... it pains me to do this but I have no other choice as you haven't showed up for 3 days... you're fired son!!!'

With that, the great Jizzy's pizza boy career was over. Do I have any regrets? Hell no... if I had the chance, I'd do it all again!!!

Sadly they have moved on from there. People go there for organic sourdough these days.

The scene's changed, man. Before COVID I walked down Palmer St after a massive Roosters loss. Near the William St intersection, two lovely Thai ladies greeted me as their 'husband' and offered me various services. I'm a married man so declined their kind offers. However, the prices they quoted were quite reasonable and I believe they were offering a unique experience. A little unconventional compared with the old scene, but it could be worth trying your luck?

[roosterproud]

When are we getting Matt Lodge?

Same time as Martin Kennedy apparently

[stringaz]

LOL oh yeah I was living the high life in those pizza boy days. After my shift I'd pull out my brown bag full of tips, swing past a penthouse of my choice (full of a-grade covergirls... the kind that Packer and Murdoch book when they're in town [I'd get first dibs of course]) and be snorting lines of coke off their naked bodies before a full night of vigorous activity that would put one of Robbo's pre-season cardio sessions to shame. In the morning I'd wake up and watch the yachts go by while puffing on a massive Dannemann. At 6:00 we'd hit up Sweethearts in the Cross for one of Anne-Maria's cappuccinos before parting ways.

Those were definitely the days. Dannemann cigars, foreign cars (I was getting Maseratis and stuff with those tips) and penthouse grade hookers after my long, hard shifts at Two Fat Chefs.

Unfortunately (and somewhat predictably for those around me) the pace and grandiosity of it all eventually caught up with me. I woke up one morning with a 3 day growth (after 3 days of straight partying), a bottle of brandyvino in my hand and 20 missed calls from my boss at the pizza shop saying 'you're my best pizza boy... my right hand man... it pains me to do this but I have no other choice as you haven't showed up for 3 days... you're fired son!!!'

With that, the great Jizzy's pizza boy career was over. Do I have any regrets? Hell no... if I had the chance, I'd do it all again!!!



The scene's changed, man. Before COVID I walked down Palmer St after a massive Roosters loss. Near the William St intersection, two lovely Thai ladies greeted me as their 'husband' and offered me various services. I'm a married man so declined their offer. However, the prices they quoted were quite reasonable and I believe they were offering a unique experience. A little unconventional compared with the old scene, but it could be worth trying your luck?

You need to write some sort of book champion.

[ChookMaster]

You need to write some sort of book champion.

Yeah, how to be a pizzaboy for dummies.

[The Sack]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

More like hanging around the wall.