Paul Momirovski

[Thirteen]

He lies. I used to deliver pizzas around the Cross (for Two Fat Chefs) and the brothels/hookers I delivered to were cashed up. Brothels were always the best deliveries because the boss would always hit her girls up for cash (they were swimming in it so flicked her 50 each), pool together a massive pile for the pizzas and be like 'keep the change'. I'd always pocket at least $100 in tips from brothel deliveries.

Same with some of those serviced apartments around the area. Dudes would rent out $$$ penthouses, hire hookers, order pizza (while high on drugs...etc) and tip me $$$ so they could look like the big man palming off cash. Again, they'd always throw at least a hunge at me.

Cheap hookers? I reckon you'd be looking for junkies out in Liverpool or something. Around the city they're all loaded with guys paying $500-1000 an hour + extras and stuff. One regular during a busy x-mas period (I walked to the Rushcutters Bay apartment she worked from) told me she literally just did it for a few weeks around x-mas each year to pocket $$$ for her holidays. I looked her up online and she charged $700 an hour, $5000 overnight (and from my deliveries, I know she got that... $5000 + rental of a Rushcutters Bay penthouse). She'd live in a penthouse for a month with a couple of friends (all working), make maybe $100k+ in a month and then spend the next 3 months living it up overseas...etc. Perfect plan!

That was a good read. And I am so pleased you are using paragraphs these days. Keep up the good work ISM.

[King Salvo]

LOL oh yeah I was living the high life in those pizza boy days. After my shift I'd pull out my brown bag full of tips, swing past a penthouse of my choice (full of a-grade covergirls... the kind that Packer and Murdoch book when they're in town [I'd get first dibs of course]) and be snorting lines of coke off their naked bodies before a full night of vigorous activity that would put one of Robbo's pre-season cardio sessions to shame. In the morning I'd wake up and watch the yachts go by while puffing on a massive Dannemann. At 6:00 we'd hit up Sweethearts in the Cross for one of Anne-Maria's cappuccinos before parting ways.

Those were definitely the days. Dannemann cigars, foreign cars (I was getting Maseratis and stuff with those tips) and penthouse grade hookers after my long, hard shifts at Two Fat Chefs.

Unfortunately (and somewhat predictably for those around me) the pace and grandiosity of it all eventually caught up with me. I woke up one morning with a 3 day growth (after 3 days of straight partying), a bottle of brandyvino in my hand and 20 missed calls from my boss at the pizza shop saying 'you're my best pizza boy... my right hand man... it pains me to do this but I have no other choice as you haven't showed up for 3 days... you're fired son!!!'

With that, the great Jizzy's pizza boy career was over. Do I have any regrets? Hell no... if I had the chance, I'd do it all again!!!



The scene's changed, man. Before COVID I walked down Palmer St after a massive Roosters loss. Near the William St intersection, two lovely Thai ladies greeted me as their 'husband' and offered me various services. I'm a married man so declined their kind offers. However, the prices they quoted were quite reasonable and I believe they were offering a unique experience. A little unconventional compared with the old scene, but it could be worth trying your luck?

Reminds of the passport office in Lee street - you would be pulled up by blokes offering you money to marry some Woman so they could stay in the country

[ism22]

That was a good read. And I am so pleased you are using paragraphs these days. Keep up the good work ISM.

Cheers mate... we're all doing our little bit to keep this place alive during COVID and the off-season

[Mickie Lane]

He lies. I used to deliver pizzas around the Cross (for Two Fat Chefs) and the brothels/hookers I delivered to were cashed up. Brothels were always the best deliveries because the boss would always hit her girls up for cash (they were swimming in it so flicked her 50 each), pool together a massive pile for the pizzas and be like 'keep the change'. I'd always pocket at least $100 in tips from brothel deliveries.

Same with some of those serviced apartments around the area. Dudes would rent out $$$ penthouses, hire hookers, order pizza (while high on drugs...etc) and tip me $$$ so they could look like the big man palming off cash. Again, they'd always throw at least a hunge at me.

Cheap hookers? I reckon you'd be looking for junkies out in Liverpool or something. Around the city they're all loaded with guys paying $500-1000 an hour + extras and stuff. One regular during a busy x-mas period (I walked to the Rushcutters Bay apartment she worked from) told me she literally just did it for a few weeks around x-mas each year to pocket $$$ for her holidays. I looked her up online and she charged $700 an hour, $5000 overnight (and from my deliveries, I know she got that... $5000 + rental of a Rushcutters Bay penthouse). She'd live in a penthouse for a month with a couple of friends (all working), make maybe $100k+ in a month and then spend the next 3 months living it up overseas...etc. Perfect plan!

Thats a classic Jizz.

[Mad_Rabid_Rooster]

When are we getting Matt Lodge?

Hopefully at the same time hell freezes over and pigs fly backwards!

[rented tracksuit]

You can get cheap hookers at The Cross (Mickie Lane told me so). Doesn't mean they are any good.

They are all good for Mickie.

[kruT]

Its about time..

[Dr. Voodoo Man]

Handy addition to our backline if true.

[Bondicigar]

LOL oh yeah I was living the high life in those pizza boy days. After my shift I'd pull out my brown bag full of tips, swing past a penthouse of my choice (full of a-grade covergirls... the kind that Packer and Murdoch book when they're in town [I'd get first dibs of course]) and be snorting lines of coke off their naked bodies before a full night of vigorous activity that would put one of Robbo's pre-season cardio sessions to shame. In the morning I'd wake up and watch the yachts go by while puffing on a massive Dannemann. At 6:00 we'd hit up Sweethearts in the Cross for one of Anne-Maria's cappuccinos before parting ways.

Those were definitely the days. Dannemann cigars, foreign cars (I was getting Maseratis and stuff with those tips) and penthouse grade hookers after my long, hard shifts at Two Fat Chefs.

Unfortunately (and somewhat predictably for those around me) the pace and grandiosity of it all eventually caught up with me. I woke up one morning with a 3 day growth (after 3 days of straight partying), a bottle of brandyvino in my hand and 20 missed calls from my boss at the pizza shop saying 'you're my best pizza boy... my right hand man... it pains me to do this but I have no other choice as you haven't showed up for 3 days... you're fired son!!!'

With that, the great Jizzy's pizza boy career was over. Do I have any regrets? Hell no... if I had the chance, I'd do it all again!!!



The scene's changed, man. Before COVID I walked down Palmer St after a massive Roosters loss. Near the William St intersection, two lovely Thai ladies greeted me as their 'husband' and offered me various services. I'm a married man so declined their kind offers. However, the prices they quoted were quite reasonable and I believe they were offering a unique experience. A little unconventional compared with the old scene, but it could be worth trying your luck?

Lizz Norton

[BUDDY]

Manu, Smith, JS....Is this a sign that one of those might not be here after next year? And by one of those I mean Manu.

I doubt Momirovski would be coming if he is to play for Norths with the option of securing a first grade spot elsewhere.

[Roosterfarian]

Its about time..

Confirmed by Macedonian Jesus was it Gerks mun?

[milanja]

Manu, Smith, JS....Is this a sign that one of those might not be here after next year? And by one of those I mean Manu.

I doubt Momirovski would be coming if he is to play for Norths with the option of securing a first grade spot elsewhere.

JS has plenty of learning and growing before he is a regular 1st grader, and smith can’t get past two games without injury, we have also lost Copley as a backup. So the more players we get with good first grade experience, the better.

[Mickie Lane]

Where is this Momorovski returning coming from?
I would take him for sure.

[Mickie Lane]

LOL oh yeah I was living the high life in those pizza boy days. After my shift I'd pull out my brown bag full of tips, swing past a penthouse of my choice (full of a-grade covergirls... the kind that Packer and Murdoch book when they're in town [I'd get first dibs of course]) and be snorting lines of coke off their naked bodies before a full night of vigorous activity that would put one of Robbo's pre-season cardio sessions to shame. In the morning I'd wake up and watch the yachts go by while puffing on a massive Dannemann. At 6:00 we'd hit up Sweethearts in the Cross for one of Anne-Maria's cappuccinos before parting ways.

Those were definitely the days. Dannemann cigars, foreign cars (I was getting Maseratis and stuff with those tips) and penthouse grade hookers after my long, hard shifts at Two Fat Chefs.

Unfortunately (and somewhat predictably for those around me) the pace and grandiosity of it all eventually caught up with me. I woke up one morning with a 3 day growth (after 3 days of straight partying), a bottle of brandyvino in my hand and 20 missed calls from my boss at the pizza shop saying 'you're my best pizza boy... my right hand man... it pains me to do this but I have no other choice as you haven't showed up for 3 days... you're fired son!!!'

With that, the great Jizzy's pizza boy career was over. Do I have any regrets? Hell no... if I had the chance, I'd do it all again!!!



The scene's changed, man. Before COVID I walked down Palmer St after a massive Roosters loss. Near the William St intersection, two lovely Thai ladies greeted me as their 'husband' and offered me various services. I'm a married man so declined their kind offers. However, the prices they quoted were quite reasonable and I believe they were offering a unique experience. A little unconventional compared with the old scene, but it could be worth trying your luck?

You are a farkin spinner. Youve been watching too much Fat Pizza.

[Serenader]

Manu, Smith, JS....Is this a sign that one of those might not be here after next year? And by one of those I mean Manu.

I doubt Momirovski would be coming if he is to play for Norths with the option of securing a first grade spot elsewhere.

Hope he’s not to replace Manu! Ouch! Maybe little faith in Billy Smith’s body? We’ve lost Copley too. But yeah, Momo ain’t coming here to play for Norths that’s for sure.