A New Vision

[The Oracle]

Brothers – behold a vision!
What strange times these are. The Oracle has not seen times like these.

The man who has taken all before him is no longer on the battle field. The tribe from the south mourn the loss of the man who will soon be an immortal. Is there no one who can take his place. Many will try, many will fall short.

Now all tribes gather once more. To engage in sacred battle across many moons until one tribe stands on top of the mountain to hold the Grail.

But how can this be, the small tribe from the east who crow about their many victories have lost many warriors. Some never to return until a full year. The Chief of this tribe looks to young untested warriors. How will they wear the war paint of this tribe.?

Other tribes have fallen warriors. Never has the Oracle seen such a time. Which tribe can survive and view the Grail.
Far to the north they have lost their way, further south the tribe who worship horses also have lost their way. For so long they had the Grail in their hands. Now they look at the past and see many ghosts.

The great tribes who make up the nation of blue have some who believe in a false dawn.
The tribe by the river with many Eels. They to will fail in the quest. So to the tribe who worship at the foot of the great forbidden mountain. They have seen the Grail, but failed in the quest.


The tribe of Vikings sound their horn but it is a sound which echoes in the night. They saw the grail but failed in their quest many moons back.

Other tribes of Dogs, Eagles and Tigers will fail on the pilgrimage to seek the Grail. The great tribe of Knights, will also fail. It is only the tribe of the Rabbit who stands tall amongst these tribes. The one who they call the Skinny Chief has many, many spells. He will cast these spells across the land, but he and his tribe do not behold “the Victor”! He lives for the eastern tribe and only they stand against the Skinny one and his minions.


For over a year the Oracle sort shelter from the great Gods who came down to punish all tribes. Still the plaque is with us.
Will it ever leave.

For now the quest for the Grail will take all tribes on journey where many, many warriors will be lost.
The Oracle.

[Johnny Tobin]

FMD you have some time on your hands...

[player 1]

Tell me great one, will the plague of 12-2 penalty counts ever leave our tribe? How do the gods pass on instruction to the keepers of the whistle to police the rucks, giving one team an age to clear the ruck while cursing those who worship chickens with endless 6 agains and 30% possession for entire games? What sorcery is this??

[BUDDY]

Did anyone else read this in the voice of Jonathon LaPaglia?

[Kramer]

Hey Oracle, that's wonderful. But can you tell me what the winning numbers are in Powerball. Ta.
Oh! and by the way just message me. Cheers.

[Kramer]

Brothers – behold a vision!
What strange times these are. The Oracle has not seen times like these.

The man who has taken all before him is no longer on the battle field. The tribe from the south mourn the loss of the man who will soon be an immortal. Is there no one who can take his place. Many will try, many will fall short.

Now all tribes gather once more. To engage in sacred battle across many moons until one tribe stands on top of the mountain to hold the Grail.

But how can this be, the small tribe from the east who crow about their many victories have lost many warriors. Some never to return until a full year. The Chief of this tribe looks to young untested warriors. How will they wear the war paint of this tribe.?

Other tribes have fallen warriors. Never has the Oracle seen such a time. Which tribe can survive and view the Grail.
Far to the north they have lost their way, further south the tribe who worship horses also have lost their way. For so long they had the Grail in their hands. Now they look at the past and see many ghosts.

The great tribes who make up the nation of blue have some who believe in a false dawn.
The tribe by the river with many Eels. They to will fail in the quest. So to the tribe who worship at the foot of the great forbidden mountain. They have seen the Grail, but failed in the quest.


The tribe of Vikings sound their horn but it is a sound which echoes in the night. They saw the grail but failed in their quest many moons back.

Other tribes of Dogs, Eagles and Tigers will fail on the pilgrimage to seek the Grail. The great tribe of Knights, will also fail. It is only the tribe of the Rabbit who stands tall amongst these tribes. The one who they call the Skinny Chief has many, many spells. He will cast these spells across the land, but he and his tribe do not behold “the Victor”! He lives for the eastern tribe and only they stand against the Skinny one and his minions.


For over a year the Oracle sort shelter from the great Gods who came down to punish all tribes. Still the plaque is with us.
Will it ever leave.

For now the quest for the Grail will take all tribes on journey where many, many warriors will be lost.
The Oracle.

Oh, great Oracle, it is not sort it is spelled Sought.

[Paddo Colt 61]

Yeah and tell us what the future might hold for that egregious mob of stumblebums that make up the new LNP cabinet. Jesus freaks all and incompetents to boot. Murdoch's gonna have his work cut out promoting this lot but then there appears to be a limitless supply of mugs out there willing to believe anything.

[King Salvo]

The small tribe from the east who crow about their many victories and have lost many warriors will need to cherish youth but trust old age

[roostermcgregor]

Yes Oracle, as you have written "Other tribes have fallen warriors..... Never has the Oracle seen such a time"

This has been caused by the Lords who have made and changed the rules of the battle. They have made the rules so the battles are faster, and quicker. The referees of the battles yell out "get off that warrior" , and quickly another warrior makes a surge to the white line which is the holy grail. The defending warriors are caught completely off guard, and throw their bodies at the attacking warrior, without their shields. They inevitably get their heads and limbs in the wrong places, and suffer a cruel decapitation, or severing of the limbs....

It is true that the carnage has never been so great, and it is all because the Lords have changed the rules of battle.

Soon , there will be no warriors left.

[Thirteen]

Get a life Oracle.

[Kramer]

Yes Oracle, as you have written "Other tribes have fallen warriors..... Never has the Oracle seen such a time"

This has been caused by the Lords who have made and changed the rules of the battle. They have made the rules so the battles are faster, and quicker. The referees of the battles yell out "get off that warrior" , and quickly another warrior makes a surge to the white line which is the holy grail. The defending warriors are caught completely off guard, and throw their bodies at the attacking warrior, without their shields. They inevitably get their heads and limbs in the wrong places, and suffer a cruel decapitation, or severing of the limbs....

It is true that the carnage has never been so great, and it is all because the Lords have changed the rules of battle.

Soon , there will be no warriors left.

Maybe we should just allow the Warriors to play with themselves, but that may be only allowed with no audience.

[mightyrooster]

Is this your latest English assignment Oracle?

[Rooster1908]

Maybe we should just allow the Warriors to play with themselves, but that may be only allowed with no audience.

We should have allowed the vemin to play with themselves , then we would have as many injuries

[Mad_Rabid_Rooster]

Well, there is five minutes of my life that I won't get back.

[Timmah]

...and once again the only member of the “paddo CULT” is preaching his political doctrine on a RUGBY LEAGUE blog. Fair dinkum, what a dick.

Great post Oracle - love it
Go the “still” mighty Chookies.