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This has gone too far. Like any benevolent dictator... you can't dethrone them very easily but you can hurt them where it counts by cutting off their access to luxury goods.
As he's from a racing background, I say we start by cutting off his Tattersalls Club membership.
Next time he arrives, I propose that we arrange for:
- The parking valet to park his car in the middle of a tramline so that it gets collected and he's fined for being a nuisance.
- When he tries scanning into the pool/gym, SBW (in a nice suit) can approach him and be like 'hey bro it says your membership's been suspended. Here's the form if you wanna dispute that decision with our tribunal. Yeah sorry bro, nothing I can do about it ay.
- While he's having a juvenile whinge about it all, I'll clear out his locker by donating his Grange, $$$ suits, cologne & Dannemann cigars to a homeless shelter. I'll chuck everything else into a cardboard box and dump it out onto Elizabeth Street.
As he's from a racing background, I say we start by cutting off his Tattersalls Club membership.
Next time he arrives, I propose that we arrange for:
- The parking valet to park his car in the middle of a tramline so that it gets collected and he's fined for being a nuisance.
- When he tries scanning into the pool/gym, SBW (in a nice suit) can approach him and be like 'hey bro it says your membership's been suspended. Here's the form if you wanna dispute that decision with our tribunal. Yeah sorry bro, nothing I can do about it ay.
- While he's having a juvenile whinge about it all, I'll clear out his locker by donating his Grange, $$$ suits, cologne & Dannemann cigars to a homeless shelter. I'll chuck everything else into a cardboard box and dump it out onto Elizabeth Street.
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