A Rhyme

[Guest]

I have a rhyme for you.

Put your house
On Souffs

Half of our backline out. We couldn't even score points with them in.

Time to hit the booze
We are going to lose

So much for all that crap about us being injury free to start the season.

Disappointed.

[Billy Gunn]

I'm loving your optimism, don't you swing both ways anymore?

[Guest]

Give me a chance!

[Billy Gunn]

Cmon hurry up

[stsae]

Cmon hurry up

Even I type faster than Pendybaby, lol.

[Billy Gunn]

Thats scaryo

[The General]

I have a rhyme for you.

Put your house
On Souffs

Curse your advice. I lost my house!

[redwhiteblue]

Morts will do well against the Rorts

[Guest]

A singer who came from Milano
Had privates made out of Meccano.
He sang bass-tenor, but
By unscrewing one nut
He could also reach mezzo-soprano

[Guest]

A singer who came from Milano
Had privates made out of Meccano.
He sang bass-tenor, but
By unscrewing one nut
He could also reach mezzo-soprano

Minus 1

[Guest]

Souths better shut their mouths before i send them south. Odds are against us but I'm still catching the bus, it's not a fuss. What about that bloke Gus? Yesterday I saw a dog, I told him to eat the frog before the log fell from the fog and started spinning the cog. I think i can rhyme but really i just wanna dime. Don't go too hard on me I think I'm high from the lime, don't try and mime me cos I'm on chime with the slime. I'm on my game cos i just want some fame. What's my name? It's not lame. Yeah, that's the trick. Don't let Rick make you sick. Really he just gets the stick. That gives me a kick cos I'm goin for that chick. Can you really see what you wanna be? Get outta the tree and pay that fee. Remove that stench and get off the bench. I really wanna pinch Finch cos he plays like the Grinch. Step outside, I'll take you on a ride. Don't subside the fact you might have died, without me you'll be fried. So go hide, can you abide by my pride? Now we come to an end. You better have got the bend, cos I'm starting a trend. So now I send my fend to Jake Friend. Hopefully he can ascend and offend yet still defend the blend. Yeah, that I recommend.

[Guest]

Souths better shut their mouths before i send them south. Odds are against us but I'm still catching the bus, it's not a fuss. What about that bloke Gus? Yesterday I saw a dog, I told him to eat the frog before the log fell from the fog and started spinning the cog. I think i can rhyme but really i just wanna dime. Don't go too hard on me I think I'm high from the lime, don't try and mime me cos I'm on chime with the slime. I'm on my game cos i just want some fame. What's my name? It's not lame. Yeah, that's the trick. Don't let Rick make you sick. Really he just gets the stick. That gives me a kick cos I'm goin for that chick. Can you really see what you wanna be? Get outta the tree and pay that fee. Remove that stench and get off the bench. I really wanna pinch Finch cos he plays like the Grinch. Step outside, I'll take you on a ride. Don't subside the fact you might have died, without me you'll be fried. So go hide, can you abide by my pride? Now we come to an end. You better have got the bend, cos I'm starting a trend. So now I send my fend to Jake Friend. Hopefully he can ascend and offend yet still defend the blend. Yeah, that I recommend.

Farrk me.

Are you fo rizzle?

[stsae]

From Idiot Box.

Mick: I've got a poem for ya. "You are an idiot, You are a bitch, You shit me to tears, ...I'm goin' down the pub."

[Guest]

From Idiot Box.

Mick: I've got a poem for ya. "You are an idiot, You are a bitch, You shit me to tears, ...I'm goin' down the pub."

Shouldn't that be Andy Capp?

[stsae]

Shouldn't that be Andy Capp?

You got me there JohnBoy. I never read comics etc, never have. Just not my thang.

I did a quickie on google, looks like a my kinda humor, from what I saw, which wasn't much TBH.

So did he say the poem b4 it was Idiot Box??? I have NFI. Or was it just the style???