A Rhyme

[Andrew Walker]

Souths better shut their mouths before i send them south. Odds are against us but I'm still catching the bus, it's not a fuss. What about that bloke Gus? Yesterday I saw a dog, I told him to eat the frog before the log fell from the fog and started spinning the cog. I think i can rhyme but really i just wanna dime. Don't go too hard on me I think I'm high from the lime, don't try and mime me cos I'm on chime with the slime. I'm on my game cos i just want some fame. What's my name? It's not lame. Yeah, that's the trick. Don't let Rick make you sick. Really he just gets the stick. That gives me a kick cos I'm goin for that chick. Can you really see what you wanna be? Get outta the tree and pay that fee. Remove that stench and get off the bench. I really wanna pinch Finch cos he plays like the Grinch. Step outside, I'll take you on a ride. Don't subside the fact you might have died, without me you'll be fried. So go hide, can you abide by my pride? Now we come to an end. You better have got the bend, cos I'm starting a trend. So now I send my fend to Jake Friend. Hopefully he can ascend and offend yet still defend the blend. Yeah, that I recommend.

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