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    What I liked about todays game -The fact that I watched it on tele than driving fourty K's paying $20 for parking , taking the kids to Fox to play laser siege ,feed them ticket them saved 150 bucks and put on the teletubbie video. I mean game.
    the Chooks are real bad at the moment .They appear not be up to the pace of the game .Lucky we played the Raiders today the only other team I am looking forward to is Parramatta.
    One important note - just a little bit of pace in the back line added this week in Mortimer and SKD and we almost have a backline .
    Forwards doing what i demanded last week some go forward and desperately needed offloads.
    Best player for Me was Lama Tasi followed by Maubs and SKD although I thought Pearce went to the line and created several opportunities for Mini only to make him look bad and friend tackled his heart out.
    God help us against Melbourne .

    Rigamortis -3- Call the mortician, time to stitch this old corpse and bury him .Poor Mini I know you mean well I know you try hard but you cost us once again luv ya but you must retire this year.Look out for next week when Mini stars in the new age thriller "The Walking dead"

    The Purple TT-5- Down on his usual high standard work rate but he is entitled to get the beach umbrella out occasionally.Slammin Sam is ok but is a prop in a wingers body .Which is good for when he goes on his mission to Utah the Beehive state.

    Steve Urkel - 6- ya gotta luv SKD he gave us hope today and Family Matters - a back that can break the line , set up tries.Wait till next week when he fumbles with one minute to go with the line wide open 20m out for Melbournes line .Then we are back in suicide city where the girls are pretty.

    Hornswaggle -4- same size and all .Is Smith hoping that one day he will find his youthful form ?...some coaches have faith and patience .Iwould like to take a ladder out on the field for him it would be usefull when the kicks go his way.either that or Vince McMahon has a new leprachaun in his sights.

    KKK Bitch -6- I Like JB has a lot of skills his offload to Anasta was a beauty .Bj is not at his best form but I feel he will deliver soon still I believe he is good at Center and even a better second rower .He dreams of Anasta giving him a good ball with half a break in it instead of hospital passes.

    Papanedreau -2- Yes Anasta cant save the Greek government and he will not save the Roosters.Where is the Queen to intervene when you need her? .Ok, I know soon enough he will hit some form but at the moment he is rubbish. I hate how every year he does sweet FA and then gets into it at the end .another that could use some roids .Does he really own a sprint training company with Fabri? . Would go well in Wog movie 3 ,Fukn .

    Snitchell Pearce -7- Thought he was on fire for only Mini to bring him back to earth with his dud support.Listen to me Jr Jr get some one else to run the first support if any thing Mini should be 3rd support ready to jog over the line. he pleased me he ran at the line busted the line and offloaded >I am sure even pearceworstnightmare had a smile on his face for a while (with Pearce's ball sack hanging off his chins...) .

    Maybelline -7- The usuall ever reliable Maubs played well and knows how to run a gap even when he gets dud balls. A serious fellow to. Needs a night out on the drugs with Bansai to loosen up a bit and jive.

    The Cripple -1- 35 meters and 5 tackles in 40 minutes -thats awesome Frank Paul your in the side next week for sure . Any chance he can play Origin? . Welcome Tangkaarangi or whatever the **** his name is.

    Tiny Tim -4- Dont know what it is about Guerra a good player who was shit average today but every time he runs I sing tip toeing through the tulips. Your better than that Malaka . What did he say in the interview yesterday" I set my self high standards" in comparison to what ? Mini and Anasta.

    Cop Killer -7 - Yeahhhhh not bad played forty minutes only but made 145 meters and 25 tackles and will only get better as time rolls on this year .Lama Tasi is coming on good be it slowly but going alright.Does the hard yakka.

    Angry Birds - 6- Honestly Smith disrespects him. Deserves much more game time no wonder he will probably **** off some where else .JWH work rate is always good big game or not .It was no mistake when him ,Kennedy and Mortimer came on together late in the second hal we started firing a bit -its call quality.

    Mr Asia - 6 - Jake gets 5 for his 57 tackles 1 for his attempts at scoring and none for his running.He worked hard but I dont know, does he drop his tackling work rate so he can run the ball more ? I think so because when he does he is quite clever or is this what Smith tells him to do ? .Is this another player stifled by Anasta ? ... anyway better than last weeks effort.

    Quick Eze - 6- I saw Kennedy at Garlos pies the other day - he bought seven of them and downed them all- he didnt look well so I bought him a packet of quick eze ...the good samariton that I am . On his way to form but I want to see that devastating charges he made last year before he got hurt .We will need it against Melbourne other wise we have nothing.

    Scary Spice -1- What dissapointment Cyclops is ****em wearing a dress lately . either Mose is a bludger or Smith cant coach him .****en other teams have giants - for one example Tony williams -they do their thing this guy is auditioning for Xfactor or some thing - Newtown and dont look back for a while . About as exciting as watching a telegraph pole.

    Tina Arena- 5- big improvement for Arona tripled his figures -Welcome Bosdan.

    Cinderfella -6- short and sweet game time but some one with spped and the usual Roosters credentials-Fumbling hands he meets our criteria .Would like for Mini to pretend he is injured for a few weks and give Morts a go at Fullback for a few weeks.

    I think its time for a few whiteys to get a go, been Bosdan and Symonds in for Frank and arona.
    Smith is farken frustrating he should give up his dream of a title -he has done good here but its not enough for me.Give me Bellamy's number.
    I know may be uncle nick is trying to poach Kearney via combover that sounds about right.

    but we got the points, 2 from 3 we are playing some of the worst footy I have ever seen .
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Replace

    Hornswaggle with Tagive
    JB with Moga
    Tina Arena with Bosden
    Scary Spice with Takarangi

    Then we'll be cooking with gas

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    • #3
      If they bring in Bosden, his name has to be Pierce Brosnan, it's only fair.

      And Penis Tagive should be Mandingo, look him up.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by John View Post
        If they bring in Bosden, his name has to be Pierce Brosnan, it's only fair.

        And Penis Tagive should be Mandingo, look him up.
        A nice alternative career for the boy.

        I actually like Tagive from what I've seen (on the field that is). The sooner he gets a run in first grade the better off The Roosters will be.
        "Do you expect me to talk"? "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 007 View Post
          A nice alternative career for the boy.

          I actually like Tagive from what I've seen (on the field that is). The sooner he gets a run in first grade the better off The Roosters will be.
          Mr. Tagive is a good player, and as much as I like the Justin "The Vena" Carney, we need tall wingers.

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          • #6
            Forget the tall we need speed so far from what ive seen only SKD and Mortimer have it the rest are pedestrian
            Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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            • #7
              Tagive is also lightning quick as opposed to the crippled kids we currently have in our backline

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              • #8
                A good analysis Brain.

                A bit of added speed to the backline this week showed that we are capable of scoring tries if we hold onto the ball. But while Mini, Pez (prop in a wingers body - very funny but sadly true) and Anasta are there, we have nothing to work with.

                1/ Alofa
                2/ Tagive
                3/ Moga
                4/ SKD
                5/ Tupou/Henry
                6/ Morts
                7/ JJ

                Size and speed. We have it but we won't use it.

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                • #9
                  Generous with Rigamortis this week Brain. God he needs to be put out of his misery. He is obviously trying his guts out, he is in everything and seems to be everywhere but it just isn't there anymore.

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                  • #10
                    Anthony Minichello deserves a minus 30! His attempt at defending the line for the Crocker try was utter farking gabbage. Couldn't tackle the skin off a custard! He is pathetically slow, drops balls and couldn't break through a line of questioning let alone a defensive line. And the way in which he let a Campese bomb bounce in the North West corner duing the first half rather than take it on the full spoke volumes. Look at the Dogs' players, all playing for contracts and busting their arses! Now look at Mini, playing for a contract and serving up that shit from yesterday!

                    Fark off now!!

                    Chook.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BUDDY View Post
                      A good analysis Brain.

                      A bit of added speed to the backline this week showed that we are capable of scoring tries if we hold onto the ball. But while Mini, Pez (prop in a wingers body - very funny but sadly true) and Anasta are there, we have nothing to work with.

                      1/ Alofa
                      2/ Tagive
                      3/ Moga
                      4/ SKD
                      5/ Tupou/Henry
                      6/ Morts
                      7/ JJ

                      Size and speed. We have it but we won't use it.
                      I like what Iam hearing about and have seen of this kid he is big strong and fast and has some football about him.
                      Spanner gone and never forgotten

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                      • #12
                        I felt sorry for Pearce the most .Looked like he was heading to have a big game but his team mates spoiled what ever he was trying to ignite.
                        They are really gonna need a game plan this week.
                        I have one for them
                        Do not drop the bal on first and second tackle.
                        Catch the ball
                        complete at least one set of six now and again
                        Support the player
                        Take speed
                        Hang out with Andrew Johns
                        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                        • #13
                          Great work as always Brain and this week the only thing I disagree with is your too low score for JWH (deserved a 7) and MAubs (deserved an 8).
                          All else is fair enough and how you come up with the aliases has got me stumped.
                          "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

                          Thomas Jefferson

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by TheLoneRooster View Post
                            Great work as always Brain and this week the only thing I disagree with is your too low score for JWH (deserved a 7) and MAubs (deserved an 8).
                            All else is fair enough and how you come up with the aliases has got me stumped.
                            Brain is a cut above, but I insist he uses Prince William for Maubs and Mandingo for Tagive.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by John View Post
                              Brain is a cut above, but I insist he uses Prince William for Maubs and Mandingo for Tagive.
                              lol....Mandingo
                              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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