We Totally Suck

[Guest]

Like a leech.

Like a vacuum cleaner.

Like a black hole.

This game isn't over yet but I can't watch any more.

We had a million chances to score in the first half and have a duck egg.

I thought our attack would be bad but this is the worst I can remember.

And our defence has been good until today. It was all that kept it a bit respectable.

We suck.

Big time.

[The General]

I thought our attack would be bad but this is the worst I can remember.

You must be a new fan then?

[Guest]

We just don't have anything in attack. Puts pressure on our defence. Today the defence fell apart too.

Your right we suck.

[Guest]

You must be a new fan then?

Do you remember worse attack? Nobody is held to zero these days and we are about to be two out of four games.

[The General]

Do you remember worse attack? Nobody is held to zero these days and we are about to be two out of four games.

The early 1990's for a start.

[Guest]

We need SBW and B Stewart. Some big name strike players. Enough of these brainless coconuts and second rowers playing out wide.

Maloney will add a lot as well. Hope there is some serious changes after this one.

[Guest]

An aging Anthony Scissorhands, an aging O captain my captain whereforartthou, the slowest halves in the comp, young forwards, the least knowledgeable board in rugby league (in terms of knowledge of league itself) ... it aint looking good for the rest of the year or for many many many years after that. We need to stage a coup on this idiot playboy board of ours.

[Guest]

We need SBW and B Stewart. Some big name strike players. Enough of these brainless coconuts and second rowers playing out wide.

Maloney will add a lot as well. Hope there is some serious changes after this one.

I would be happy with all three, but lets face facts God wouldn't have helped us today.

[Guest]

It doesn't matter who you buy while ever Friends is first to touch the ball & then pass to Pearce.

I wouldn't come to the Roosters if those 2 are part of the spine.

[Ray Stehr]

After the abysmal performance last week what did you think would happen?

[Guest]

An aging Anthony Scissorhands, an aging O captain my captain whereforartthou, the slowest halves in the comp, young forwards, the least knowledgeable board in rugby league (in terms of knowledge of league itself) ... it aint looking good for the rest of the year or for many many many years after that. We need to stage a coup on this idiot playboy board of ours.

Count me in. We should get rid of News LTD stooges Gallop & Harrigan while we're at it.

[Guest]

we have no structure in attack and the slowest 1-6 in the comp and possibly in the NSW Cup

The under 20's have better structure. Throw Taylor in the for the rest of the reason and fark off the slow carnts

[Ray Stehr]

We need SBW and B Stewart. Some big name strike players. Enough of these brainless coconuts and second rowers playing out wide.

Maloney will add a lot as well. Hope there is some serious changes after this one.

No we shouldn't buy the brilliant players mentioned, we should develop our youngsters.

[Guest]

No we shouldn't buy the brilliant players mentioned, we should develop our youngsters.

Hows that working out for us? We have no juniors just so you know.

Time to get some high quality big name players that we haven't had since Freddy.

[stephenj]

I felt we were very unlucky in the first half and with some descent fair calls could have been leading at half time? yes its time for mini to go, he now kills our attack, gets in the way of attackinbg raids, might have to move him on with a crowbar though?