Gloating Buzz

[Guest]

Lol, or maybe you showed him your Rick Astley collection maaaaaaaaaaate.

Rickroll me one more time baby. HIG explained it to me, I'm so naive sometimes.

The Rick Astley collection and the escape club collection were the only collections in history that were each others flipside.

[Guest]

No no mate, it wasn't his fault he played like a girl last year.

Bwaiff had it in for him, Smiff called him a bad name, Pearce went 1st at Artarmon, Nate dragged him to the Cross, FPN looked at him funny like, Watts wouldn't share, the tatt parlor wouldn't give him a discount, Jman wouldn't make him a snitzel and that nasty judge took his licence again.

Did I forget anyone???

Maybe just Maybe all the players around him were shit

You know Backwards, that same old chestnut of an excuse the Artarmon Assassin is afforded.

[Muffdaddy]

I wonder if buzz heard about Carney's antics in the Cross on Saturday night....

[Guest]

Maybe just Maybe all the players around him were shit

You know Backwards, that same old chestnut of an excuse the Artarmon Assassin is afforded.

So then what was the difference between 2010 and 2011? Carney had the same players around him?

Chook.

[Guest]

So then what was the difference between 2010 and 2011? Carney had the same players around him?

Chook.

In 2010 his coach and captain supported him.

In 2011, even before the start of the season, they wanted him out.

[Guest]

In 2010 his coach and captain supported him.

In 2011, even before the start of the season, they wanted him out.

So what changed?

Chook.

[Guest]

So what changed?

Chook.

He was drinking and they didn't know how to deal with it.

[melon....]

So what changed?

Chook.

Kangaroo squad and Darius Boyd benders. That's what.

[Guest]

Kangaroo squad and Darius Boyd benders. That's what.

Followed by long days and nights in Coogee with Willie and Anthony Watts.

[Guest]

He was drinking and they didn't know how to deal with it.

Oh I see now, Todd's drinking was Smith's and Anasta's problem?

Thanks for clearing that up.

Chook.

[Guest]

Followed by long days and nights in Coogee with Willie and Anthony Watts.

And Mitch

[Guest]

And Mitch

Mitch was evasive enough not to caught up in it all though...

[mightyrooster]

Oh I see now, Todd's drinking was Smith's and Anasta's problem?

Thanks for clearing that up.

Chook.

That's right. They didn't treat him like a human you see. Todd thought it was only fair that he should be allowed to put himself above the team - have day long benders whenever he liked, lie to judges in court, not turn up to support the team when he was injured, lie to the coach about going to Goulburn and instead go out and get p***d with Watts. Smith and Anasta were a disgrace. And all those people at the Raiders who didn't treat him like a human either are a disgrace too. Why shouldn't he be allowed to urinate on someone at a nightclub?

[Guest]

That's right. They didn't treat him like a human you see. Todd thought it was only fair that he should be allowed to put himself above the team - have day long benders whenever he liked, lie to judges in court, not turn up to support the team when he was injured, lie to the coach about going to Goulburn and instead go out and get p***d with Watts. Smith and Anasta were a disgrace. And all those people at the Raiders who didn't treat him like a human either are a disgrace too. Why shouldn't he be allowed to urinate on someone at a nightclub?

Yep, poor, poor Toddles. At least he's in decent hands now.

Chook.

[Guest]

The bit that tells me he will still be a problem is "Cronulla treats me like a human". So the difference is not the way he behaves but the way he is treated.

Can't be long now before someone doesn't smile when they wipe his arse and it will all start again.