Turbo

[bondi.boy]

Ch9 just reported that Turbo and bro Jake are not happy at Manly.
Could Turbo be the X factor we need to win a premiership?

[Rooster R]

We have enough players wanting to play fullback.

[Thirteen]

That’s a silly idea BB. He have Teddy. Plus Turbo is injured a lot.

[milanja]

Ch9 just reported that Turbo and bro Jake are not happy at Manly.
Could Turbo be the X factor we need to win a premiership?

Would fix our left center problem for sure.

[Flipper Hands]

Imagine if we somehow jagged them both. The league world would melt down

[Eggspert]

He would be great company for Billy Smith in rehab. They could carpool together.

We could even do a outright swap with Manly between him & Teddy.

[Mickie Lane]

This is why I love the offseason on the Chookpen.
All the lunatics come out.

[bondi.boy]

2013 SBW
2018 2019 Cronk
2023 Turbo, left centre

Think I read somewhere that he gets injured a lot because his upper body is too heavy for his legs...or something.
We could make his legs heavier...in our
high performance dept.

[Eggspert]

2013 SBW
2018 2019 Cronk
2023 Turbo, left centre

Think I read somewhere that he gets injured a lot because his upper body is too heavy for his legs...or something.
We could make his legs heavier...in our
high performance dept.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in

[DP1990]

Jake Turbo = To replace Sio Siua Taukeiaho


Tom Turbo = Left Centre


Of course they will take a pay cut and come to play with us to win a premiership.


I think we have enough salary cap room to get this done.

[King Salvo]

The topic post is too early it's not April 1

[Steakface]

This is why I love the offseason on the Chookpen.
All the lunatics come out.

I reckon.

In what universe would both Turbos fit into our squad, and in what universe does anyone take Nein's reporting seriously these days.

[Steakface]

Would fix our left center problem for sure.

Would result in us having a reserve grade standard pack too.

Teddy, Turbo, Suuali, Manu, Toops back 5 = 80% of our damn cap. The remainng 20% on Keary and Walker.

Then you've got to sack the pack entirely to fit them all in (booting out JWH, Crichton, Rads, Butchers, and the Cheese) and instead have a Nick Kouparitsis quality hooker and Shane Shackleton quality back rowers. Fletcher Baker would be our 'star' forward (at best case scenario). We'd then have garbage men and brickies labourers on 30k contracts filling the bench.

Then you'd spend all year whining that we leak 40 points a game, set an NRL record for unforced errors, and can't get over the 25m line before the 5th tackle.

[FlamingRooster]

Would result in us having a reserve grade standard pack too.

Teddy, Turbo, Suuali, Manu, Toops back 5 = 80% of our damn cap. The remainng 20% on Keary and Walker.

Then you've got to sack the pack entirely to fit them all in (booting out JWH, Crichton, Rads, Butchers, and the Cheese) and instead have a Nick Kouparitsis quality hooker and Shane Shackleton quality back rowers. Fletcher Baker would be our 'star' forward (at best case scenario). We'd then have garbage men and brickies labourers on 30k contracts filling the bench.

Then you'd spend all year whining that we leak 40 points a game, set an NRL record for unforced errors, and can't get over the 25m line before the 5th tackle.

Bring back Eloni Vunakece!!!!

[milanja]

Would result in us having a reserve grade standard pack too.

Teddy, Turbo, Suuali, Manu, Toops back 5 = 80% of our damn cap. The remainng 20% on Keary and Walker.

Then you've got to sack the pack entirely to fit them all in (booting out JWH, Crichton, Rads, Butchers, and the Cheese) and instead have a Nick Kouparitsis quality hooker and Shane Shackleton quality back rowers. Fletcher Baker would be our 'star' forward (at best case scenario). We'd then have garbage men and brickies labourers on 30k contracts filling the bench.

Then you'd spend all year whining that we leak 40 points a game, set an NRL record for unforced errors, and can't get over the 25m line before the 5th tackle.

I should of put the “tongue in cheek” emoji after my comment.