The Steve Noyce Hairstyle thread

[trewhella]

I simply cannot believe that this mans appearance has flown under the radar.

He isnt rooster material at all.


We had the immaculate locks of Bernie Gurr and the Toni and Guy styles of Brian Canavan replaced by this strange looking creature.

It is quite simply the strangest head I have ever seen.

I doubt that I could do business with a straight face.

He is a muppet.


Beeker the crazy scientist who blows everything up Iraqi style.

[trewhella]

its ugly

what have we become!!!!!

[trewhella]

shocking.

He wins hands down the wooden spoon for CEO handsome man of the year award.

****, we are winning spoons everywhere.
On and off the paddock

[melon....]

he is from Wests Trew.

The dude fought canoe load after canoe load of Minto boys to keep that last remaining patch of hair. It was his passport to Mansion Lane Centennial Park. Only he could do it. Everyone else was completely bald and blowing ice.

Teh drums were pounding, teh canoes were on teh move. And Noycey escaped!!!

They even use Roosters wooden spoons to row them ****ing canoes.

Theyll eat you.

[Guest]

he is from Wests Trew.

The dude fought canoe load after canoe load of Minto boys to keep that last remaining patch of hair. It was his passport to Mansion Lane Centennial Park. Only he could do it. Everyone else was completely bald and blowing ice.

Teh drums were pounding, teh canoes were on teh move. And Noycey escaped!!!

They even use Roosters wooden spoons to row them ****ing canoes.

Theyll eat you.

Get it right mate its

Minno not Minto, the loclas out there would hang you!!!!!

[Guest]

Surely he just gets himself a pair of clippers and shaves it off...has to be a better look

[The Brain]

Must be the same hair stylist H.Flipps uses.

[trewhella]

I dont doubt that the c is hard.
Probably the polar opposite to Canavan.

But by Crickey the c is ugly.

I dont get the fuzz on top either Dolphin.
It just elongates his already buzzard like head.

Its like the sprout of a carrot.

[Guest]

I love it, it's got personality.

[The Brain]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/w..._Styles_29.jpg

Found Nate Myles new hair do!

[The Brain]

After public humilation Noyce has a new style modelled on Flipps

[Vasco]

Obviously there's plenty of good looking blokes on this forum.

[Guest]

Obviously there's plenty of good looking blokes on this forum.

You can't swing a wooden spoon in here without hitting one....

[Guest]

I'm a certified stud haha.

[TheLoneRooster]

Mr Noyce would serve himself and the "Rooster's image" no end of good if he went Kojak style. At some point a man has to just accept he is losing his hair and artificially accelerate the process. My 2c.