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Minichiello (0) - Five seasons too long from the worst fullback in the comp. The only thing worse than his last line defence is his attack. We have been well and truly moth eaten. Now being interviewed by the garden knome he actually said he is "playing pretty good footy". Kill me now.
Perrett (0) - More boring predictable dummy half ambles from this imposter. Offers absolutely nothing.
BJ (0) - Tried hard but is absolutely hopeless. Even played dead at one stage so we didn't have to do a hit up.
SKD (0) - Rocks or rocks. Fluked a try with a one handed catch but cost us plenty in defence. Hopeless positional play led to at least two tries. Special mention for the hail Mary pass that went back 20 metres.
Tagive (0) - Dropped the ball in tragic circumstances. Would have earnt himself one point had he knocked Mini out when they both went for the same bomb.
Anasta (-10) - A great captains knock from this absolute joke. He did absolutely nothing until he popped up with his usual miss and miss passing game.
Pearce (0) - Dropped balls, bad passing, no direction and let's not forget his great new tactic of kicking the ball dead constantly.
Aubusson (0) - More homo-erotic antics from the roosters pretty boy. Loved the cross-field running.
Cordner (0) - I was wandering if he was even playing until I saw him drop the ball.
Guerra (0) - Wide-running kick-happy ankle-socked softcock.
Kennedy (- 5) Missed tackles and dropped balls from the gentle giant. Was going to be (-10) but I felt sorry for him because he got poked in the eye.
Friend (-10000) - A zillion bad missed tackles where he didn't even look like he was trying. Usual poor service from dummy half. Even failed to score a try when all he has to do was fall over the line. Great pass over the sideline. Worst hooker performance for us since Jason Hudson was given a crack at it.
JWH (-10) - Dumb penalties. All the lateral movement of Thomas the Tank Engine that left constant holes in the defence. Lumbering runs pulling stupid faces. Was only going to get (-5) but then I saw him laughing with the other side on the field after the game.
Bosden (0) - No real impact apart from a stupid pass they led to a try.
Taka (0) - Did nothing. But that put him in front of most of his mates.
Arona (0) - Same as Taka.
I can't even remember who the last reserve is.
It was hot for them too but only one team turned up to play. We went there for a party and they crashed it.
Don't get excited about the wins we have fluked.
We stink.
Perrett (0) - More boring predictable dummy half ambles from this imposter. Offers absolutely nothing.
BJ (0) - Tried hard but is absolutely hopeless. Even played dead at one stage so we didn't have to do a hit up.
SKD (0) - Rocks or rocks. Fluked a try with a one handed catch but cost us plenty in defence. Hopeless positional play led to at least two tries. Special mention for the hail Mary pass that went back 20 metres.
Tagive (0) - Dropped the ball in tragic circumstances. Would have earnt himself one point had he knocked Mini out when they both went for the same bomb.
Anasta (-10) - A great captains knock from this absolute joke. He did absolutely nothing until he popped up with his usual miss and miss passing game.
Pearce (0) - Dropped balls, bad passing, no direction and let's not forget his great new tactic of kicking the ball dead constantly.
Aubusson (0) - More homo-erotic antics from the roosters pretty boy. Loved the cross-field running.
Cordner (0) - I was wandering if he was even playing until I saw him drop the ball.
Guerra (0) - Wide-running kick-happy ankle-socked softcock.
Kennedy (- 5) Missed tackles and dropped balls from the gentle giant. Was going to be (-10) but I felt sorry for him because he got poked in the eye.
Friend (-10000) - A zillion bad missed tackles where he didn't even look like he was trying. Usual poor service from dummy half. Even failed to score a try when all he has to do was fall over the line. Great pass over the sideline. Worst hooker performance for us since Jason Hudson was given a crack at it.
JWH (-10) - Dumb penalties. All the lateral movement of Thomas the Tank Engine that left constant holes in the defence. Lumbering runs pulling stupid faces. Was only going to get (-5) but then I saw him laughing with the other side on the field after the game.
Bosden (0) - No real impact apart from a stupid pass they led to a try.
Taka (0) - Did nothing. But that put him in front of most of his mates.
Arona (0) - Same as Taka.
I can't even remember who the last reserve is.
It was hot for them too but only one team turned up to play. We went there for a party and they crashed it.
Don't get excited about the wins we have fluked.
We stink.
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