The Pendulum's Player Ratings

[Guest]

Should have been a morgue.

Now that is funny.

[player 1]

Got to hand it to you Pendulum, that was a good laugh. Turns out I was wrong about you, you do follow the roosters you poor bastard.

[Guest]

pendulum's rating gets 10/10.
Not for the reason all the kiddies think, but because it achieved what it attempted to.
He knows I know and it is amusing. Pity you fools will be playing with yourselves in ignorant bliss

[Guest]

pendulum's rating gets 10/10.
Not for the reason all the kiddies think, but because it achieved what it attempted to.
He knows I know and it is amusing. Pity you fools will be playing with yourselves in ignorant bliss

Let me guess, "if you knew all that I knew, my poor Jerusalem", right?

[Guest]

no more like if they knew what I knew they would know that you argue withyourself far too much

[Guest]

Well, that goes without saying.

[Guest]

Got to hand it to you Pendulum, that was a good laugh. Turns out I was wrong about you, you do follow the roosters you poor bastard.

It's a tragedy.

[Guest]

pendulum's rating gets 10/10.
Not for the reason all the kiddies think, but because it achieved what it attempted to.
He knows I know and it is amusing. Pity you fools will be playing with yourselves in ignorant bliss

I think I am one of those fools!

[Vasco]

pendulum's rating gets 10/10.
Not for the reason all the kiddies think, but because it achieved what it attempted to.
He knows I know and it is amusing. Pity you fools will be playing with yourselves in ignorant bliss

Are you two buddies?

[Guest]

Do u guys really think that the weather didnt take part in there bad performance seriously.....apparently the guys were sweating it out non stop for 3 days before game time and afew players dropped a couple kilos which equals no energy and being fatigue before a ball has even been kicked so the players shouldnt be rated this week.

Rugby league is a winter sport for a reason

I blame & rate -1000000000 to who ever f##### to the game up in darwin the crooks...

[Guest]

Smith doesn't get a rating. It's not his fault, he's just the coach

[Guest]

I think I am one of those fools!

I think you are in my dreams....
That night you turned me down has left a scar

Although the night you didn't left a bigger one!!!!

[Guest]

Smith doesn't get a rating. It's not his fault, he's just the coach

and Freddy, you need to go commando more often, your undies are too tighty whitey and you have cut the blood supply to your rational organs

[Guest]

Minichiello (0) - Five seasons too long from the worst fullback in the comp. The only thing worse than his last line defence is his attack. We have been well and truly moth eaten. Now being interviewed by the garden knome he actually said he is "playing pretty good footy". Kill me now.

Perrett (0) - More boring predictable dummy half ambles from this imposter. Offers absolutely nothing.

BJ (0) - Tried hard but is absolutely hopeless. Even played dead at one stage so we didn't have to do a hit up.

SKD (0) - Rocks or rocks. Fluked a try with a one handed catch but cost us plenty in defence. Hopeless positional play led to at least two tries. Special mention for the hail Mary pass that went back 20 metres.

Tagive (0) - Dropped the ball in tragic circumstances. Would have earnt himself one point had he knocked Mini out when they both went for the same bomb.

Anasta (-10) - A great captains knock from this absolute joke. He did absolutely nothing until he popped up with his usual miss and miss passing game.

Pearce (0) - Dropped balls, bad passing, no direction and let's not forget his great new tactic of kicking the ball dead constantly.

Aubusson (0) - More homo-erotic antics from the roosters pretty boy. Loved the cross-field running.

Cordner (0) - I was wandering if he was even playing until I saw him drop the ball.

Guerra (0) - Wide-running kick-happy ankle-socked softcock.

Kennedy (- 5) Missed tackles and dropped balls from the gentle giant. Was going to be (-10) but I felt sorry for him because he got poked in the eye.

Friend (-10000) - A zillion bad missed tackles where he didn't even look like he was trying. Usual poor service from dummy half. Even failed to score a try when all he has to do was fall over the line. Great pass over the sideline. Worst hooker performance for us since Jason Hudson was given a crack at it.

JWH (-10) - Dumb penalties. All the lateral movement of Thomas the Tank Engine that left constant holes in the defence. Lumbering runs pulling stupid faces. Was only going to get (-5) but then I saw him laughing with the other side on the field after the game.

Bosden (0) - No real impact apart from a stupid pass they led to a try.

Taka (0) - Did nothing. But that put him in front of most of his mates.

Arona (0) - Same as Taka.

I can't even remember who the last reserve is.

It was hot for them too but only one team turned up to play. We went there for a party and they crashed it.

Don't get excited about the wins we have fluked.

We stink.

HILARIOUS !!! You forgot Coach Smith>>>> -50 for his usual aftergame treat of a press conference !!